Canada Serving Canada.

The Missing Pen

Old Nov 28, 2006 | 03:08 PM
  #1  
Msedanman's Avatar
Thread Starter
|
O.F. Administrator
Staff Alumni
iTrader: (4)
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 30,341
Likes: 9
From: Cambridge, Ont. Canada
The Missing Pen

LOL, abcdefGGGGGG asked for more so here's one more. It's a little riske but funny.....have a good laugh.....and pardon the language....


----------


A Nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal

Thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says

"well, that's great.....that's really great......Some a$$hole's got my pen!"



C.
 
Reply
Old Nov 28, 2006 | 03:36 PM
  #2  
Alan's Avatar
Registered User
iTrader: (9)
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,819
Likes: 4
From: Los Angeles / San Jose
LOL nice hahaahah
 
Reply
Old Nov 28, 2006 | 03:41 PM
  #3  
GEE35FX's Avatar
Registered User
iTrader: (2)
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 14,045
Likes: 36
From: Ontario, Canada
ROFLMAO I loved it, good one Colin. I'll have to tell that one to the girls at the Hospital.
Wayne
 
Reply
Old Nov 28, 2006 | 03:43 PM
  #4  
InTgr8r's Avatar
Staff ALUMNI (retired)
Staff Alumni
iTrader: (23)
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 21,095
Likes: 47
From: Toronto, GTA north
LMAO...
I know a certain nurse that will get a chuckle from that one
 
Reply
Old Nov 28, 2006 | 03:53 PM
  #5  
JOKER's Avatar
CLUB MODERATOR
iTrader: (24)
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,084
Likes: 348
From: earth
I got a good one too.

Elephant asks a camel.
-How come your **** are on your back?
-That is a stupid question for a mother fvker who got a dick on his face.
 
Reply
Old Nov 28, 2006 | 03:53 PM
  #6  
2006_G_coupe's Avatar
Registered User
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,444
Likes: 0
Lol.!!
 
Reply
Old Nov 28, 2006 | 04:03 PM
  #7  
RBull's Avatar
Rated M
iTrader: (7)
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 19,619
Likes: 6
From: Nova Scotia, Canada
Premier Member

I love it. Ian, I'm sure she will!
 
Reply
Old Nov 28, 2006 | 04:22 PM
  #8  
35bills's Avatar
Registered User
iTrader: (4)
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 2,332
Likes: 3
From: Toronto,Ont Canada
That Stinks
 
Reply
Old Nov 29, 2006 | 02:10 AM
  #9  
Godfather's Avatar
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,042
Likes: 1
From: Toronto, Canada
i didnt get it at first..ahah hhahahah
 
Reply
Old Nov 29, 2006 | 02:27 AM
  #10  
realgone's Avatar
Widdle ya into kindling
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,880
Likes: 0
Good one
 
Reply
Old Nov 29, 2006 | 07:00 AM
  #11  
Garnet Canuck's Avatar
Traveling Administrator
iTrader: (1)
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 30,233
Likes: 175
From: Rothesay, New Brunswick, Canada
LOL, that was great!!
 
Reply
Old Nov 29, 2006 | 09:33 AM
  #12  
PDT's Avatar
PDT
Registered User
iTrader: (3)
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 815
Likes: 0
From: Milton, Ontario
LOL, that's funny!!
 
Reply
Old Nov 29, 2006 | 10:08 AM
  #13  
Texasscout's Avatar
Registered User
iTrader: (11)
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 35,605
Likes: 2,116
From: South Texas
Sounds like a Henny Youngman one liner.
 
Reply
Old Nov 29, 2006 | 10:08 AM
  #14  
Texasscout's Avatar
Registered User
iTrader: (11)
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 35,605
Likes: 2,116
From: South Texas
Originally Posted by Texasscout
Sounds like a Henny Youngman one liner.
Look it up...
 
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Marlin84
Wheels & Tires
38
Apr 1, 2020 12:52 PM
prinny
The G-Spot
6
Nov 22, 2015 11:07 PM
dcsbh1
Brakes & Suspension
0
Oct 1, 2015 03:15 PM
Jeff T
G35 Sedan V36 2007- 08
9
Sep 30, 2015 02:00 PM
markbilo
General Tech Questions
1
Sep 30, 2015 01:33 AM


Thread Tools
Search this Thread
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:
You have already rated this thread Rating: Thread Rating: 0 votes,  average.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:31 AM.