A smile on Boxing Day. Stay calm out there, maybe share it with an overworked sales person.


A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
>> The doctor comes in. 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you
>> probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.
>> You're going to be OK; you'll walk again. But something happened. I'm
>> trying to break this gently to you, but your ***** was chopped off in the
>> wreck and we were unable to find it.'
>> Now the man groans a bit but the doctor goes on.
>> 'You've got $9,000 compensation coming to you and we have
>> the technology now to build you a new ***** that will work as well as
>> your old one, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap;
>> it's a thousand dollars an inch.'
>> The man perks up at this.
>> 'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to
>> decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with
>> your wife. I mean,if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go
>> for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch
>> one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she
>> might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in
>> helping you make the decision.'
>> So the man agrees to talk with his wife.
>> The doctor comes back the next day. 'So, have you spoken
>> with your wife?''
>> "I have', says the man.
>> 'And has she helped you in making the decision?'
>> 'She has'.
>> 'And what is it?' asks the doctor.
>>
>> 'We're getting a new kitchen.'
>

 

LOL. That's a good one Sam!

 

So... what colour are the cabinets Sam?

 

Haha

 

...where's Sam?
... I guess the cabinets aren't done yet.

 

or he's out picking them up along with some new flooring and appliances.

 

LOL, Sam....good one bro.......

C.

 

Just got back from Port Hope.
Did the kitchen 10 years ago. Would've gotten a five incher change. but that would've meant coming down Unlike the gent in the joke, I'd never have asked for a second opinion, and then thrown in a few extra thou just to make a grand finale.
That'd be one mod many would go for.