I'm Irish.

Happy St. Paddy's day y'all

 

I'll refrain from kissin' ye, but Happy St. Patrick's Day all the same.


Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

"Help!" Barty shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!"

Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there."

Mick leaned out and grabbed Barty's hand and pulled and pulled to no avail.

After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Barty, "Shure, an' Oi can't do it. The Strong Muldoon could do it alone, mebbe, but Oi'll have to get some help."

As Mick was leaving, Barty called "Mick! Mick!

D'ye think it will help if Oi pull me feet out of the stirrups?

 

Happy Saint Patricks Day

 

WHAT IS AN IRISHMAN?
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An Irishman is a man who:

May not believe there is a God,
but is darn sure of the infallibility of the Pope...
Won't eat meat on Friday,
but will drink Jameson for breakfast.....
Has great respect for the truth,
he uses it in emergencies...
Sees things not as they are
but the way they never will be.....
Cries at sad movies,
but cheers in battle....
Hates the English,
but reserves his cruelty for countrymen....
Gets more Irish the further he gets from Ireland.....
Believes in civil rights,
but not in his neighbourhood...
Believes to forgive is divine,
therefore doesn't exercise it himself....
Loves religion for its own sake,
but also because it makes it so
inconvenient for his neighbours....
Scorns money,
but worships those who have it...
Considers any Irishman who
achieves success to be a traitor...

 

 

Have a good one Ian. Smooch, there ya go.

 

Thanks Sam....

 

...... Well, that's better than on the Blarney stone(s).

 

Happy Saint Patty's Day all.


And no even if you are Irish Ian I won't kiss ye.

Thanks for the chuckles Craig.

 

"May the road rise up to meet you,
may the wind be ever at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face
and the rain fall softly on your fields.
And until we meet again, may God hold you in the hollow of his hand."
Irish Blessing

 

Should be titled "What is a Catholic Irishman?"

 

You can always tell an Irishman,.........but you can't tell em much!

 

I'm wearing a green t-shirt that says:

"Keith's Me, I'm Irish"

(and I am, a little)

 

......and to you my lad.......
I'm part Irish but still got some 'green'.....

XX - there's 2 for ya Ian.

C.

 

When I saw the title, I thought it was another frenzy of "Kiss me Thru the Fone"