**** i hate these damn birds, after leaving the office to go home i find bird **** all over my car, this is the 3rd time out of the 5 days of the work week that this has happened, i'm such bad luck, anyhow i got so pissed, when i got home, I immediately washed my entire car, and sigh, it left this damn stain on my hood that i cannot remove! please help me... I washed it off as soon as i could... its not like i left it on for days... what gives?

 

clay bar is one thing.

cherry's wet wax - a great auto polish that has a mild cleaning component as part of it's forumla.

mother's pre-wax cleaner is also awesome, but you better be ready to put a good polish or wax over it - it'll clean the surface of your car very well.

good luck!

 

Most bird crap etching goes pretty far into the paint........wet-sanding is the most effective method in removing it, but it still depends how far down is it in the paint.

 

Clay bar

Here is a great link

Zaino Tips and Tricks

Another Zaino Link

 

Not too much you can do about the bird crap. You can do some things to protect. Regular waxing will limit the damage when it does happen. Also might want to carry a microfiber and some quick detailer type spray to clean it off when it happens. Also, try to be careful where you park. Make sure no overhead power lines or other places where the birds might perch.

If you've done all this, then just bad luck!

 

Next time your G gets pooped on use tonic water to eat the poop up. Learned that from Maxim magazine, anyone else remember that article?