Ok, I took my new G35c in to get the spoiler put on... A rent a car company came, picked me up, and took me to get a rental. Well I got a brand new dodge neon SXT! (i think)

Since it was brand new, i didn't think there would be anything wrong with it, when we did a walk around, i didn't see anything either. Later, I got home and realized that there is a paint chip on the back bumper. I was scared and I was thinkin' how stupid I was for not getting the insurance for $9...

I tried touching it up, but didn't work... So I was thinking, what would look natural.... BIRD POOP! So I walked around and found some poopies..

I used vanilla ice cream to bond the poop and paint together...

I hope they won't find out and charge me $$$!

Here are some pics...

 

Very Macgyverish good work!!!

 

That's just gross. Ingenious, but gross.

 

Rofl!

 

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!!

I just hope nobody was watching you hunting around for bird crap.

Yuck!!!

 

Hahahaaaa.....Humans are so devious!

 

haha, that cracked me up. It shouldn't, and I'm horrified what GeeWillikers will say, but still, that's funny stuff.

 

Lmao! :d

 

hahaha

 

hahahaha For sure you are very creative. You went through a lot of effort and thought to hide something you didn't do.
Tell us later if you got away with that shi_.

 

nice work totally fits your sn too hahaha

 

thats quality work

 

Rotflmao!!!

 

lol.. you're crazy man

 

great work lol
but, what if it falls off when u drive it back? lol