Warning to those that had their car touched by JD at the Meet Last Weekend
Update on some of JD's Voodoo.
So, yesterday i reset my ECU and shut the hood of my car. I have a physical key for my car that i never use so i figure leaving the hood shut and the car locked is totally fine, you know BECAUSE I HAVE A PHYSICAL KEY!...
Well i totally forgot i shook JD's hand last mini meet. So, without a doubt something bad was bound to happen.
So its a school night and I'm ready to head home from a friends. I walk to the door of my car and open it so i can hit the hood popper (or whatever) and plug my battery back in. Got no response.. .Oh wait, silly me! I forgot to use my PHYSICAL key
So I turn the key and i hear that the locking system is doing something but when i pull the door handle, i get no resistance what so ever.. WTF??!?!!
So i turn my key in the car. And nothing happens. So i thought to myself, maybe im doing it wrong?? So like WTF my car wont open and 2 hours has passed! Its now 10:00pm and im stuck in the cold without a car. So i call Tony and he laughs at me. It was more of a "MUHAHAHA" than a "hahah".
Tony and I came to the conclusion that it was JD's fault for bringing me bad voodoo..
So an hour later of pondering, i called up my lil mexi buddy
who owes me BIG TIME from the past (no hate whatso ever on mexicans) and he saved my A$$ in about 10 minuets. He brought "hit tools" and went through my grille (without a scratch) and used a 12mm head and detached this and that until the hood was able to be taken off.
Hahaha I threw him 25$ to show my gratitude and i was on my way home.
I got home around 12:30..
Thanks JD for your voodoo cursing and more importantly MAKING ME MISS MY BED TIME!!
So, yesterday i reset my ECU and shut the hood of my car. I have a physical key for my car that i never use so i figure leaving the hood shut and the car locked is totally fine, you know BECAUSE I HAVE A PHYSICAL KEY!...
Well i totally forgot i shook JD's hand last mini meet. So, without a doubt something bad was bound to happen.
So its a school night and I'm ready to head home from a friends. I walk to the door of my car and open it so i can hit the hood popper (or whatever) and plug my battery back in. Got no response.. .Oh wait, silly me! I forgot to use my PHYSICAL key

So I turn the key and i hear that the locking system is doing something but when i pull the door handle, i get no resistance what so ever.. WTF??!?!!
So i turn my key in the car. And nothing happens. So i thought to myself, maybe im doing it wrong?? So like WTF my car wont open and 2 hours has passed! Its now 10:00pm and im stuck in the cold without a car. So i call Tony and he laughs at me. It was more of a "MUHAHAHA" than a "hahah".
Tony and I came to the conclusion that it was JD's fault for bringing me bad voodoo..
So an hour later of pondering, i called up my lil mexi buddy
who owes me BIG TIME from the past (no hate whatso ever on mexicans) and he saved my A$$ in about 10 minuets. He brought "hit tools" and went through my grille (without a scratch) and used a 12mm head and detached this and that until the hood was able to be taken off.Hahaha I threw him 25$ to show my gratitude and i was on my way home.

I got home around 12:30..
Thanks JD for your voodoo cursing and more importantly MAKING ME MISS MY BED TIME!!
Last edited by TrixR4kidz; Mar 4, 2010 at 04:43 PM.
Update #2 (DAMN YOU DJ)
I slept in today (because your voodoo made me miss my bed time) and as i was pulling into the parking lot of my school, i was stopped because all of my middle school was walking across the parking lot to get into a bus.. No bid deal right??!
WRONG, due to JD's Voodoo the ENTIRE middle school was for some reason IN A SINGLE FILE LINE... THATS RIGHT FOLKS. A SINGLE FRIKKIN LIKE! So about 15 mins later i was able to park my car and be late to second period...
Just thought id let you know..
And remember, "Karma is a bitch"
I slept in today (because your voodoo made me miss my bed time) and as i was pulling into the parking lot of my school, i was stopped because all of my middle school was walking across the parking lot to get into a bus.. No bid deal right??!
WRONG, due to JD's Voodoo the ENTIRE middle school was for some reason IN A SINGLE FILE LINE... THATS RIGHT FOLKS. A SINGLE FRIKKIN LIKE! So about 15 mins later i was able to park my car and be late to second period...
Just thought id let you know..
And remember, "Karma is a bitch"
Aw man... See that's gone too far.. You tried to kill me last night.. Now you're affecting the YOUTH!?!?!?! Are there no bounds to the JUJU.. NO MERCY!!!
How are you gonna make that man-child miss his bedtime man? That's just WRONG.. He threw 25 bones to his homie for getting him out of a jam.. That's a lot of money to a young man... I think you owe him some dough (remember he isn't making grown man money yet.) .. LMAO!!!
How are you gonna make that man-child miss his bedtime man? That's just WRONG.. He threw 25 bones to his homie for getting him out of a jam.. That's a lot of money to a young man... I think you owe him some dough (remember he isn't making grown man money yet.) .. LMAO!!!
The epic JUJU continues... Not only does he threaten my life.. but now I can't even get my dang car cleaned properly... I scheduled a buff and shine w/ Drone yesterday, and he gets the freaking flu or something.. He's down and out for the rest of the week.. So I'm stuck here looking at the freaking swirls in my paint till he's better....
DAMN YOU JUJU!!!! GET THE AWAY FROM ME!!!! (throwing holy water, chewing garlic, and wearing crucifix rapper chains)
DAMN YOU JUJU!!!! GET THE AWAY FROM ME!!!! (throwing holy water, chewing garlic, and wearing crucifix rapper chains)



