Man.. At the meet last Saturday, we were giving JD crap for getting his Fuji tailpipe bent while getting brains by some chick ("I'm guessing") and backing up at the same time and hitting a curb..


He ran around and touched everyone's car, supposedly putting voodoo on our rides..

Well I was the first one struck by his bad luck.. (I guess cuz I was giving him the most crap)

I had my OEM cats sitting on a case in my garage, they've been there since the day they were removed (over 6 months) and today I get home and see that they fell over and scratched up my CS Rear (yes.. the one I JUST had fixed).. Those bastards moved on their own on some straight Final Destination Bull **** man...

JD.. I HATE YOU !!! And I hope you got BIT!!!!

BUSTER!!! LMAO

 

I can't f'n stop laughin....my stomach hurts...bro, I'll only put the bad juju on urs for laughin a muh babygurl....ORRRRR, could it have been KARMA....cause well...I heard she's a biiiichhh.. FINAL DESTINATION FTW...ha ha.

On a serious note...sorry ur babygurl got hurt..

 

Man that was one of those "sorry I kicked your a$$ on the playground" apologies... You SLACK-TARD.. You put that MESSICAN JUJU on meeeeeeeeeeeeee... I thought my wife could block it... But you got that BLACK MAJIK!!!

 

Secretary: "hound, i have the Peruvian Medicine Man holding on line 1"

 

to further the nightmare, i ordered some stuff that is shipping from the northeast (that i need in time for next week). normally there wouldn't be any problems...except for the fact that there is a blizzard right where my stuff is shipping from!

a warning to all - JD's voodoo has Vonage and it doesn't give a **** about long distance!!

 

(CRYING) Well at least I'm not the only one... OMG.. That was GREAT!!!

JD's voodoo has Vonage.. LMAO!!!

 

i also heard that he's looking into getting Magic Jack.

 

UPDATE: JD STRIKES AGAIN... We have a report from TRIXR4KIDZ that while trying to reset his ECU, his hood closed, and now he can't get inside his car to pop his hood because his car doors won't unlock...

It seems as though JD has struck again... We are getting reports all over the metroplex of JD's JUJU...

Mighty funny how all this is happening tonight JD... And you talkin about you didn't do jack to us.. Man we were ALL there at the meet, and you touched ALL of our cars sucka..

 

i'm taking a personal day tomorrow...i don't feel safe anymore being out on the road. i need some anti-juju STAT!!

 

everything is fine with mine

 

^That's only because you were at work the whole time..

 

Aw.. He's taking it to another level now.. I've been eating sushi all my life... I got sushi tonight for dinner, and the **** dang near killed me.. It had BONES in it.. And I had EEL.. GET OUTTA HERE!!! JUJU Strikes again.. Freaking bones stabbed me in the roof of my mouth and my gums man.. Get outta here..

I REBUKE YOU DEVIL!!!

 

LOL@ this thread!

JD aint allowed near my ride ....EVAR...LOL (I kid...I kid)

 

nice thread...lol

 

oh shhhhht, I can't stop laughin..u guys got me ronfflmao.....I haven't laughed this much in a long time...Vonage...ha ha...priceless...

Wonder who would be getting blamed for da bad juju if I wouldn't have been there??? Oh wait..I have Vonage and at 16Mbps, I will reach out w da quickness...