So this morning im flying in my coupe blasting my system like that bad **** that i am, and knowing that the G is a panty dropper you know i got a cutie sitting in my passenger seat....so while im busting a mack all of a sudden my slip light, and two other lights start flashing on and off my radio starts doing the same thing and my car starts to jerk, i automatically turn into an alley and turn my car off, when it comes time to turn it back on it doesnt! no lights or anything! so my embarressment level is through the roof now and i get off and pop the hood. For some reason i go straight to the battery and just make sure all the cables are secure and my car gets power again. Anyone know what the problem might be? i know maybe loose terminals but any other ideas?

 

check your douchebagometer. It automatically make you look like a fool for being "too cool"

Next time disable your "DBOM" it might help..

 

yes I think the DBOM is turned up too high.

try taking it to the dealer and having them tone it down a few notches.

 

I hope the first part of that was a joke.....wow

You might have some corrosion on your battery terminals if you were able to fix it by just wiggling the cables around. Try cleaning them off.

....that or your car hates you.

 

K.I.T.T had his "DBOM" on full blast once... the Hoff almost died..

 

There doesnt seem to be any corrosion on the terminals but im going to try and tighten them. And as far as mixturepinoys and civics comments.....why do people post replys if there not answering the quiestions asked? Douchbag this and douchbag that, grow the fukk up and get laid. ****kin losers

 

oKaY mY bAd, lEt'S nOt gEt aLl bEnT oUt oF sHapE??lol, i'm fukcin with ya kid'

 

 

LMAO

Chill out they are bustin your chops because you sound full of yourself...

 

Sorry guys, i just try to add some humor but no one seems to pick up on the sarcasm. Any way so it should just be that my terminals are loose right? I have a brand new battery so i dont think thats the problem.....

 

LOL - I was going to say...judging from your other posts, you're a pretty articulate young man. I was completely thrown by that little gem. Unfortunately, sarcasm is the single hardest tone to convey in an electronic environment.

'Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.'

 

mixturepinoy, get your facts right, its ADBOMC (Active Douchebagometer Control), and the dealer needs to disable this in the ECU.

 

LOL - and if you see this, it hasn't been disabled:

 

They were joking....plus what they said was funny. They even had an acronym, DBOM. I was laughin anyway. But goodluck

 

^------Do all 3-series drivers see that?