What....you don't like playing clue?

 

WTF ! this place is getting weird!

 

These are hilarious bumper stickers! Check them out to pass the time.
For those of you not "working" - you can thank me later.

1. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

2. Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!

3. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

4. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

5. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

6. Keep honking while I reload.

7. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

8. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

9. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, an amusement park.

10. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

11. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

12. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

13. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

14. Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

15. Just say NO! to sex with pro-lifers.

16. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.

17. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

18. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

19. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

20. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

21.Horn Broke....Watch for finger!

22.I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you.

 

these jokes are getting corny

 

What you all dont like that you cant cyber stalk anymore?

 

i like cyber stalking !

 

Ok, so since Eric wants stalkers.... here's a madlib for him, which contains his name.

"Dear Veronica,
I am having a(n) blissful time at camp. The counselour is moaning and the food is rabid. I met Karim and we became lewd friends. Unfortunately, Karim is high and I spanked my butt so we couldn`t go tooting like everybody else. I need more carbon fiber and a ***** sharpener, so please cockily strangle more when you whack back.

Your JB,
Eric "

 

^ omg that is too funny! where'd you find the mad libs? i wanna do some!!

 

lol now thats funny !

 

Here's how I got to the above ^^^^

Letter From Camp (you will not see the paragraph until you submit information)

Choose a random:

NAME A RELATIVE ______
ADJECTIVE ______
ADJECTIVE ______
ADJECTIVE _______
NAME OF PERSON IN ROOM _______
ADJECTIVE ______
ADJECTIVE ______
VERB ENDING IN "ED" ______
BODY PART ______
VERB ENDING IN "ING" _______
NOUN (PLURAL) _______
NOUN _______
ADVERB _______
VERB _______
VERB _______
NAME OF A RELATIVE _____________
NAME A PERSON IN ROOM ___________

Fill them in and the next page you'll see what's been filled in for you. I used to love these as a kid and bought them at the local Seven Eleven for $.75.

I found the above one while searching the nets for madlibs... ironically randomly. lol

 

So where's the link? lol... or am I supposed to give you the words and you're gonna fill them in for me? hahha that thought scares me...

 

Providing the names of people viewing individual threads uses a lot of computing power and slows down the site.

I don't know if you've noticed lately, but both sites have slowed down quite a bit in the last few weeks. I suspect the IB guys turned that feature off to speed up things until they can upgrade the servers, or maybe avoid upgrading the servers.


-jb

 

http://www.apollowebworks.com/russel...s/madlib1.html

Here's one. Don't know how good it is. Apparently, they're copyright protected and I can only find some that other people make up themselves.

 

Ellen and Reese Witherspoon do a Mad Lib acceptance speech.

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/videos/?...7-f8b05bc24d19

 

Bored at work! Thanks, C!

The Story of Little Red Fatty Hood

Once upon a hair, there lived a pink girl called "Little Red
fatty Hood". Little Red fatty Hood just loved to swing in
the forest.

One day, her uncle called to her and said, "Little Red fatty
hood, would you please bring this basket of scissors to your
carbon fiber grandmother in the woods?"

Little Red fatty Hood started off down the desk, but on the
way she met a big bad potted plant. "Where are you going?"
the potted plant asked her. "Oh," she replied, "I am going
to bring these scissors to my grandmother, so that she will
become less carbon fiber!"

The potted plant quickly ran down the desk to grandma's
house, and when he got there he barfed her in one gulp! He
quickly put on her hoodie and got in the steering wheel.

When Little Red fatty Hood walked in, she was ecstatic to
see the potted plant in grandma's steering wheel. "Why
grandma!" she said. "What big bricks you have!" "The
better to squat you with, my dear!" he yelled, and jumped
out of the steering wheel.

Luckily, at that very moment a handsome potato happened to
be walking along the desk and heard Little Red fatty Hood
fighting with the potted plant. He wrote the door down, then
smacked the potted plant with his own sharpie. The potted
plant begged for mercy and ran away. Then Little red fatty
hood and the potato shared some scissors, and lived
beautifully ever after.