June Discussion Thread
Ironically, the main one is the boss above me. He complains about EVERYBODY and wants all of us to do his job. Then when something goes wrong, he blaims them for it. I hate people like that. It's called accountability.
Yeah. I miss working with the government. They're not like that - there IS NO gray area. I don't like gray areas. I work best under black and white. Point me in the right direction and let me loose.
Yup, in more ways than one. I'll admit, my engine doesn't fire on all cylinders. lol
I was sent this joke, however, I already know it - its still cute though.
"A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.
The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says.
"For what?"
The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute."
The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money."
The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda -- look it up." She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary.
The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It says, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves."
I was sent this joke, however, I already know it - its still cute though.
"A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.
The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says.
"For what?"
The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute."
The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money."
The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda -- look it up." She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary.
The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It says, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves."




Time to go feed my horsey and let the dogs out!