100 bucks to start my G.
100 bucks to start my G.
I get home from work today go on my computer look up the new threads on g35 driver and then I hear a knock at my door. I think its my friend that lives right across from me. So I go to the door and I look through the peep hole and its not him but another kid. So I think and then I opne the door and say hi. This kid rushes me and basically acts like Marbels giving me the Gansta hand shake and says hey man whats up you know me I live next door over there and Im like ahhhh no sorry man i dont really pay attention.
Then he was like oh well hey Im trying to impress this girl that is coming over in a little bit can I pretend that I own your Infiniti and start it up.
Then Im thinking You must be crazy or have a death wish right ( I was just thinking this).
So I say ahhh no man sorry.
He then said to me oh you can sit next to me in the passenger seat Ill even give you 100 bucks for your problems.
I still said to him ahh no man sorry. Im not big on letting anyone in my car im kinda particular. He was like oh no proble dont worry about it and walks away and im sittin there at the front of my door.
Now im freaking out that he might do something to my car because i told him NO.
Oh by the way I forgot I he smelled like day old beer on the floor. So just for that I wouldnt let him look at my car wierd.
Just a story i thought you would like or maybe not. This one is for real no joke no lie.
Then he was like oh well hey Im trying to impress this girl that is coming over in a little bit can I pretend that I own your Infiniti and start it up.
Then Im thinking You must be crazy or have a death wish right ( I was just thinking this).
So I say ahhh no man sorry.
He then said to me oh you can sit next to me in the passenger seat Ill even give you 100 bucks for your problems.
I still said to him ahh no man sorry. Im not big on letting anyone in my car im kinda particular. He was like oh no proble dont worry about it and walks away and im sittin there at the front of my door.
Now im freaking out that he might do something to my car because i told him NO.
Oh by the way I forgot I he smelled like day old beer on the floor. So just for that I wouldnt let him look at my car wierd.
Just a story i thought you would like or maybe not. This one is for real no joke no lie.
its not that I wouldnt have let him start it up for several reasons.
1. He could start it up and rev. the enging when it was cold and no oil in the engine yet.
2. He smelled like hell and it would have taken forever to get the stench out.
3. Most importantly he could have taken off with my G and Me sitting there like a tool.
1. He could start it up and rev. the enging when it was cold and no oil in the engine yet.
2. He smelled like hell and it would have taken forever to get the stench out.
3. Most importantly he could have taken off with my G and Me sitting there like a tool.
I woulda done the following:
Taken the $100 and called the cops. Met him outside and stalled him till the cops arrived. How to stall him you ask? Simple, "F*ck man, I need to lay down some towels or some shi!t, you smell like hell." Maybe asked him if he minded you wrapping him in bubblewrap or something. By now the cops would be there, you deny whatever he says. I mean who would the cops believe? I guy that smells like day old beer, or a guy that looks drunk 24/7? Toss up.
Taken the $100 and called the cops. Met him outside and stalled him till the cops arrived. How to stall him you ask? Simple, "F*ck man, I need to lay down some towels or some shi!t, you smell like hell." Maybe asked him if he minded you wrapping him in bubblewrap or something. By now the cops would be there, you deny whatever he says. I mean who would the cops believe? I guy that smells like day old beer, or a guy that looks drunk 24/7? Toss up.
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Originally Posted by WILD121
its not that I wouldnt have let him start it up for several reasons.
1. He could start it up and rev. the enging when it was cold and no oil in the engine yet.
2. He smelled like hell and it would have taken forever to get the stench out.
3. Most importantly he could have taken off with my G and Me sitting there like a tool.
1. He could start it up and rev. the enging when it was cold and no oil in the engine yet.
2. He smelled like hell and it would have taken forever to get the stench out.
3. Most importantly he could have taken off with my G and Me sitting there like a tool.

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Originally Posted by DrRabbitFurHead
Nice make believe story Shermie. HELP HELP THERE'S A WOLF.... mmmm yeah.
You can ask chuck.... I called him right after it happened. I swear. I was freaked out.
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What the hell!!! I can't believe someone would approach you that doesn't even know you and ask that kinda question. I would tell the girl what he's trying to do. If you can't hook up without impressing a girl with the car you supposedly drive you got problems.
Originally Posted by Gumba35
What the hell!!! I can't believe someone would approach you that doesn't even know you and ask that kinda question. I would tell the girl what he's trying to do. If you can't hook up without impressing a girl with the car you supposedly drive you got problems.



