When your seat rocks back and forth lol

.....when you're driving way over the speed limit and notice the car you just past was loaded with chicks and they are feeling you and/or the car, so you slow down so that they can get their jollies off!!!

When your out in the country and go to pass a car, put your foot to the floor and dont let up until after you have bounced off the limiter lol

I do that all the time then I forget that double clicking my lock button starts my car so I have to walk back to the car and step on the break to shut it off

when you think about the next mod you want to get. throughout the whole day all you do is sit, vision, and giggles about it.

I lost 2 cellphones to that black hole

When you set off the panic button when walking to the car just so every one can see....ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

When your wife referres to your car as "the other woman".

This thread is great


...when the other side of the conversation sounds like this:

"Is that yours?"

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"G35 right?"

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"What year is that?"

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"****! An 03?!?!? That looks brand new!"

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"So how much you want for it?"

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"oh well. I wouldn't sell it either"

When you have both windows rolled down, even though is 60 degrees outside. Because it feels like the heater is on all the god damn time in the car.

That happens all the time! One guy ask me if my car was a 2011 model. I laughed and so no its an 03 lol.

lol. Do this all the time!

When you check the paint on the passenger side of the car after your GF gets out just to make sure she didn't scratch it with her purse.

When you have to kill your girlfriend, hide the body, and destroy evidence because she scratched the G with her purse.

When you pull up to an intersection being controlled by a traffic cop who stops all the cars while he checks out your ride, inspects the Brembo's shining through the wheels, and then walks back into the center of the intersection to let you go first so that everyone that's waited takes a good look. ...no shxt.

..and yea, my wife has named her Judy.

...and gas station "appearances" are always an inquisition.