You Know You Drive a G35 When...
When everyone at work has pictures of their loved ones all over the desk/wall and you just have a bunch of pictures of your G.
lol my patients always ask me oh is that your baby? (refering to the pics of my coworkers kid) and I'm like no mines the one with the V6
Also you cringe when people say your car is "white" and you always correct them and say its Ivory Peal
When you pay as much money for a part that gives you 3 hp as your friend did for his turbo on his scion.
When you love nissan for making it but hate them for making the coupe heavier than the sedan.
When everyone always asks you why all your parts are labeled "nissan"
When your infiniti dealer charges you 2x more for the same damn part/service than the nissan dealer next door.
When you take your shoes off before getting in the car when its muddy/dirty/wet outside
When your at work and you take "smoke breaks" even though you don't smoke but just use it as an excuse to make sure you're baby is still ok.
When you do a walkaround of your car before you get in it to make sure the idiot who parked next to you didnt scratch/dent it.
When you park 2 miles away from the nearest car and walk out to find that someone STILL parked next to you.
When you've spent more money on mods than car payments.
lol my patients always ask me oh is that your baby? (refering to the pics of my coworkers kid) and I'm like no mines the one with the V6
Also you cringe when people say your car is "white" and you always correct them and say its Ivory Peal
When you pay as much money for a part that gives you 3 hp as your friend did for his turbo on his scion.
When you love nissan for making it but hate them for making the coupe heavier than the sedan.
When everyone always asks you why all your parts are labeled "nissan"
When your infiniti dealer charges you 2x more for the same damn part/service than the nissan dealer next door.
When you take your shoes off before getting in the car when its muddy/dirty/wet outside
When your at work and you take "smoke breaks" even though you don't smoke but just use it as an excuse to make sure you're baby is still ok.
When you do a walkaround of your car before you get in it to make sure the idiot who parked next to you didnt scratch/dent it.
When you park 2 miles away from the nearest car and walk out to find that someone STILL parked next to you.
When you've spent more money on mods than car payments.
when you find a semi-deserted 1/4 mile road and slow down to first gear with people honking, then in a split second, shift, take off like a rocket, and see their mouths drop and fade away
When your at work and you take "smoke breaks" even though you don't smoke but just use it as an excuse to make sure you're baby is still ok.
When you do a walkaround of your car before you get in it to make sure the idiot who parked next to you didnt scratch/dent it.
When you park 2 miles away from the nearest car and walk out to find that someone STILL parked next to you.
When you do a walkaround of your car before you get in it to make sure the idiot who parked next to you didnt scratch/dent it.
When you park 2 miles away from the nearest car and walk out to find that someone STILL parked next to you.
lmfao, i do these !
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Me too. I see a car next to mine that wasnt there when i parked, I say to myself " I swear if they dinged me theyre gonna pay" while i have my sharpest key ready...
