when you actually tell the person in the back to wait for the seat to move all the way up in fear they might break the chair.

when parallel park and walk away and take quadruple takes at your car

 

*laughs* I always check out my car when I roll by a store window..

 

#1) my friends are all so impatient and get mad that it takes awhile for it to move up, but im always like CHILL dont push it u might mess it up!!

#2) ANYtime i prak i take multiple looks at my car and press the lock button twice just to make sure.

u no u drive a g35 when the rich guy and his wife in the supercharge range rover stare at ur coupe

also when the guy in the E46 M3 doesnt budge when you pull up next to him cuz hes scared wat might be under ur hood(happened to me twice!) haha

 

An 07 G did that to me. Except he stalled because his clutch pedal was stuck to the floor. I wasn't even racing either. I just heard him reving the **** out of his G and when I looked in the mirror, he was barely pulling out of the light.
haha

 

^If that would have been a Toyota, things would have been different

 

When you have so many squeaks, creaks, rattles, and clunks that you intimately know the difference between these 4 different sounds.

 

Yep. That too.

I haven't even had the car for very long, but I can tell what each sound means.

*rattle* = push palm against center console
*creak* = poke rear view mirror
*clack* = reposition passenger side seat belt

etc..

 

when you actually want your clutch to fail so you have an excuse to replace the stone-hewn flywheel with something a little more modern (and lightweight)

 

These things don't really happen.

 

when the officers of the unit talk cars with you

 

True, sadly true.

 

When you park and the ghetto girl sitting in the car next to you starts singing "Beamer, benz, or bentley"

 

...you have given up on hoping for good mpg on the next tank of gas.
...you are immune to suspension/interior creaks.

 

You call your car 'Snap, Crackle and Pop' because thats all it does..

 

It gets totaled in front of your house by someone that can't drive stick.