when normal people not on g35driver think your 04 is way newer than it is

 

HAHA I just spit out my soda on my keyboard from reading that. You know you drive a G35 Coupe when you move the passenger seat forward for passengers and they go AHHHHH it moves by itself.

 

HAHAHA, so true, everyone loves that! Too bad mine doesn't always go back

 

a friends sat in my 05 sedan and thought it was a 2010 model, lol

 

When you avoid all the potholes on the road making the people behind you think your a drunk driver.

 

^hahahahahahahaa.

 

lololololol

 

when you go broke

 

^true story

 

When you have a sudden urge to play golf

 

^+1

 

You know you drive a G35 when...

-your driver door panel constantly has a shoeprint resulting from a flamingo like pose used to retrieve your license from the card holder while simultaneously preventing a shattered coccyx.

-No matter how many times you tell your friend "to finesse it", he still shotputs the door closed.

-You know that automatic sliding seat is no match in the race against your cramped buddy in the back who has to pee

-Your sunroof spontaneously ejects on the highway

-Your chances of rearending someone triple when passing reflective surfaces

-You notice the light eeking out the glove compartment and it bothers you for the rest of your drive, however long that may be.

-The sole reason you got a K/N Drop in filter was so you could tell people 300 whenever they asked about hp

-Finding the chrome key chain in your first aid kit was like Christmas morning.

-It took some serious blood sweat and tears to nail that 1st to 2nd up shift but now you can do it with a glass of water on the dash.

-You read 22 pages of this **** and love it.

-You think that # of posts are equivalent to **** push-ups

-You flame youngG for bragging about ricer fly-bys on fellow G drivers

 

Im not going to lie the light from the glove compartment bothers the sh*t out of me!

 

I didn't find a chrome keychain wtf

 

I got two of them... came in the leather manual hloder