You Know You Drive a G35 When...
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You know you drive a G35 when...
-your driver door panel constantly has a shoeprint resulting from a flamingo like pose used to retrieve your license from the card holder while simultaneously preventing a shattered coccyx.
-No matter how many times you tell your friend "to finesse it", he still shotputs the door closed.
-You know that automatic sliding seat is no match in the race against your cramped buddy in the back who has to pee
-Your sunroof spontaneously ejects on the highway
-Your chances of rearending someone triple when passing reflective surfaces
-You notice the light eeking out the glove compartment and it bothers you for the rest of your drive, however long that may be.
-The sole reason you got a K/N Drop in filter was so you could tell people 300 whenever they asked about hp
-Finding the chrome key chain in your first aid kit was like Christmas morning.
-It took some serious blood sweat and tears to nail that 1st to 2nd up shift but now you can do it with a glass of water on the dash.
-You read 22 pages of this **** and love it.
-You think that # of posts are equivalent to **** push-ups
-You flame youngG for bragging about ricer fly-bys on fellow G drivers
-your driver door panel constantly has a shoeprint resulting from a flamingo like pose used to retrieve your license from the card holder while simultaneously preventing a shattered coccyx.
-No matter how many times you tell your friend "to finesse it", he still shotputs the door closed.
-You know that automatic sliding seat is no match in the race against your cramped buddy in the back who has to pee
-Your sunroof spontaneously ejects on the highway
-Your chances of rearending someone triple when passing reflective surfaces
-You notice the light eeking out the glove compartment and it bothers you for the rest of your drive, however long that may be.
-The sole reason you got a K/N Drop in filter was so you could tell people 300 whenever they asked about hp
-Finding the chrome key chain in your first aid kit was like Christmas morning.
-It took some serious blood sweat and tears to nail that 1st to 2nd up shift but now you can do it with a glass of water on the dash.
-You read 22 pages of this **** and love it.
-You think that # of posts are equivalent to **** push-ups
-You flame youngG for bragging about ricer fly-bys on fellow G drivers
I DIDNT FIND MY KEYCHAIN! Dang! HA HA LOL!
See IMO i never saw it as a chick magnet..well now that i actually own one i will find out!
bose stereo system rules.
I know I drive a G when my glovebox starts squeaking everytime I drive!
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I literally almost burst out laughing and had to pause for a second to see if this guy was serious.
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He would have been correct if I had done that 2JZ swap that one guy did.
But then, he'd probably go around telling everyone who asks that G35's got Supra engines.
But then, he'd probably go around telling everyone who asks that G35's got Supra engines.