When someone sits in your car with something pointy in their backpockets and drags their butt over the seat getting out of the car. I found out it's easy to replace a girlfriend, not as easy replacing a power bucket seat,. So basically, having to ask everyone if they have anything in their backpockets before they sit in my car

 

Yeah, the hardest part about replacing the girlfriend is hiding the body

 

you know you drive a g35 when the cashier at the gas station says "ay buddy weren't you here to pump gas yesterday?"

 

When two older black ladys pull up next to ypu and say what kind of car is that?

 

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Lol

 

Nice one, just caught the attention of my office after lol.

You know you drive a G35 when you change your oil every 3000 miles, you lose a qt of oil

 

When you're excited about repairing/replacing a window regulator then next thing you know the other takes a dump.

 

When you are on a first name basis with your tire salesman

 

when you open the door and run out as fast as possible before it closes by it self -_-... (my leg has been bruised many times cause of that)

 

When you sell your 1st, total your 2nd (I got hit) and consider buying a 3rd...

 

1) when you get compliments everywhere you go, gas station, bank, shopping, etc..
2) when you get compliments and blown kisses while sitting at a red light by pretty girls in a ford explorer
3) when despite your best effort, you stare at it while you walk away from it after parking
4) when you spend too much time on here
5) when girls throw away their inhibitions(and clothes) instantaneously upon seeing your G35.

I may have made up one of those.

 

When you don't need a back up beeper, just apply the breaks al ittle and...SQUEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!

 

LOL classic