^Uh... about that...

yeah, the G don't put out.






(or at least I hope yours doesn't )

 

I talk to my car.

 

when your parked and some guy in a bicycle passes by and shouts nice car bro x)
Or when people keep calling your car a lexus x(

 

When you're coming out of a restaurant with a double/double to share with your cat and a bus driver pulls in front of you and stops saying, "I love your exhaust" what kind is it and where can I buy it? This requires a 5 minute explanation about the short falls of my HKS exhaust while my hamburger's getting cold...
Gary

 

You know you drive a G when girls put out on the first night...
in the car

 

^real talk. My ex gf wanted to "christen" my car sooooo bad. I did it, but the whole time I was thinking "there better not be any dam juices and berries on my leather!!"


WTF is it with that!?!? Somebody told me "your Lexus is nice" and I wanted to punch them in the throat. The G looks wayyy better than the ES. Maybe they thought it was an LFA??? .....ok maybe not

 

I talk to and rub my car down all the time. In the morning, I stroke the Fuji on the wheel until the idle settles... guess you could call that the G Spot!

 

On the public parking I park... I literally stare first at my car for a couple of minutes before opening it..

 

Next time, just do it. Maybe people will learn the difference when everytime they say Lexus they get punched in the throat!

 

Probably mistaking it for the SC430. They do look somewhat similar, I could see someone who's not really into cars mistaking the two.

 

same here I also admire my car for a few secs and then decide if I need to wash it that day or what else I can buy for it lol

 

when your solution to boredom in class is to make/revise mod lists for your G

 

When you walk outside and there is 3" of snow on the ground, open the garage door and see your freshly waxed G under the car cover and say "Damn I can wait for spring!"

 

when you cant open your trunk and there is no way to open it unless going through the back seat. and it happen to you again and again.

 

When you throw a plenum spacer on and then can swear the car is a LOT faster.

When you can justify spending $1500+ for headers, spacer exhaust and re-tune to gain 15 hp even if your butt dyno says you gained 70+!

When you look for excuses to go into the garage one more time just to give her a last look before you go to bed.