when you see a dirty g35 and want to clean it...

I saw a fellow co-worker's G sitting in the parking lot covered in dirt and dust.. so i washed half his car vertically down the center and wrote "Soo Dirty" on the other half.. it was a work of art

 

did you take pics?

 

when told by your parents your car is totally impractical because it cant even get up your driveway or go over bumps, and you really couldnt care less

 

...when you have abandoned Facebook & MySpace so you can keep a very up to date Cardomain.com page.

... or you never had a Facebook or MySpace page but you do have a Cardomain page.

 

As well as on your ride.

-when you spend an hour and a half reading 40 pages of this thread even though most things have been posted three times

 

When you give the link to this thread to your GF, so that she sees that you are not that obsessed compared to others!

 

.....When you read this thread and now have to go wash your car! (Me)

--after dropping a deuce--

 

when everybody ask u how much you paid for that ride!!! :->

 

when the other G models envy you

 

lol no, but ill do it next time, cuz im sure he hasnt washed his G since the last time i did it

 

If you play True Crime Streets of LA there is a car in there that looks almost identical to the G35 coupe that sounds very similar to it imho.

- When you buy a g coupe and in just 4 months you spend more money on mods than the initial downpayment on the car.

- When your fiancee (in my case) loves it as much and names the car a guy (Marty) and not a girl.

- When you will always blip the throttle when passing through bridges, underpasses, close-walled neighborhoods

- When old people yell at you with their canes waving in the air and scream "DONT DRIVE SO FAST SONNY!" (and you're going 15 in a 20.. - I only have the nismo catback at present)

- When you roll down your windows from far away via keyfob and the girls by it that were staring say as you go up to the car "so are you inviting me/us in?"

- .. then you look at your ring on your finger. (I have no regrets )

- When you drive home and park on your curved driveway and your dad says, (in his chinese accent - I'm taiwanese) "Ah do nah no wha you bah expensif cah, an den you drop sooh mah mo-nay in to dee cah!! aiyya my son you wasting!! ahh...."

- Then I laugh and tell him, "it's nothing but a G thing!" - then dad looks all confused and continues to tend to the bansai garden.

- When you finally flip through your first aid kit and immediately throw out the maxipad you find in there.

- When every lifted truck and slammed honda rolls up next to you, laughs with their buddy in the car, guns it at the light, slams on their brakes, weaves around traffic, only to see them pulled over later down the road..

- When you spend at least 30 dollars a week on detail products just to keep that car clean

- When you work at the office you park so that no matter what angle you're sitting at the desk you can always see it even out of your peripherals.

- When your sister comes home from being at school for over a year without visiting and you pick her up at the train station and when she finally spots you and goes "what the HELL you got another car?!" and attempts to get in the car without taking off her shoes

- When you realize that swerving to avoid puddles and potholes is a necessity.

- When you get annoyed at window streaks, interior creaks, and other things when all is quiet in the car..

- But then you mash the gas every once in a while and the smile appears on your face again.

- When milfs in their C65 AMGs in your neighborhood smile at you as they drive out of their house in the morning..

- Then you wish you could maybe take your dad's m6 out (now sold) and see if they could do other things if you were able to drive it.. but then think to yourself that nothing can beat the G's nice ***..

- When your car comes equipped with the 19" oems but then within 3 months sell them, just as a downpayment on new rims! (arriving in about a week!!)

- When you stare at your car as it cruises slowly by the big windows in your office complex

- When you drive around aimlessly to enjoy that exhaust note and/or to look for a great spot to take pictures

- When you start taking pictures you pick up another hobby (photography) and spend another 2,000 on photography gear.

- Then you look at other things to spend money on so that you don't keep dumping it all in the car (just spent 500 on stuff for my pet turtle )

- When you refuse to put nothing less than 91 octane (always 93 for me).

- When you smile every time you see your car.

- When you cry every time you see a riced out G (none here in Chicago but saw a few here on Driver)

- When you give the thumbs up to a fellow G driver, or Z owner

- And either get an acknowledgement back or get the "wtf" look

these are just off the top of my head, more to come.

 

When your wife tells you to turn the computer down because she's tired of hearing Youtube clips of G35 exhaust notes.

 

second this!!!

 

When people ask you as you drive by, "Hey, that thing got a Hemi in it?". No wait, I'm on the wrong website.

 

..when both love handles are being squeezed by your seat