Dumb and Dumber
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Dumb and Dumber
Wow... I pulled a real sweet maneuver today. I stopped off at the gas station to get some beer for tonight (still milking a hangover from last night). I set up the pump and headed into the convenience store to get the beer. After I paid, and was walking out, a car of 4 chicks roles up and parks and we establish some eye contact. I put the beer onto the passenger seat and proceed to drive away. I had the radio on but I could still hear a few giggles. I thought to myself, "wow, I'm the man!" I proceed to accelerate out of the gas station and I then realized... I drove off with the pump still in the car!
OPPPPS... I think that I need to stop drinking, even on the weekends!
OPPPPS... I think that I need to stop drinking, even on the weekends!
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I did that once when I worked driving a truck for a fuel company at their gas station, the attendant was BS'ing with me and never took it out, and I drove away not looking. my company had to pay for all the damage it did cause when the quick release dissconnected it flew back and smashed right into my tail light and rear quarter panel, it did about 2000 damage when all was said and done. I was P!SSED!!!!!
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