Dumb and Dumber

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Aug 19, 2006 | 06:24 PM
  #1  
Wow... I pulled a real sweet maneuver today. I stopped off at the gas station to get some beer for tonight (still milking a hangover from last night). I set up the pump and headed into the convenience store to get the beer. After I paid, and was walking out, a car of 4 chicks roles up and parks and we establish some eye contact. I put the beer onto the passenger seat and proceed to drive away. I had the radio on but I could still hear a few giggles. I thought to myself, "wow, I'm the man!" I proceed to accelerate out of the gas station and I then realized... I drove off with the pump still in the car!


OPPPPS... I think that I need to stop drinking, even on the weekends!
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Aug 19, 2006 | 06:28 PM
  #2  
hahahaha. nice one. new way to break the ice i guess
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Aug 19, 2006 | 06:29 PM
  #3  
lol
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Aug 19, 2006 | 06:39 PM
  #4  
funny...
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Aug 19, 2006 | 06:48 PM
  #5  
hahahahah.. i did that once... wont mention where and when but i was laughing for hours when it happened... but at least i can say it was when i was 17


i can sure tell you those chicks will NEVER forget you and your G... hahahah
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Aug 19, 2006 | 07:31 PM
  #6  
I did that once when I worked driving a truck for a fuel company at their gas station, the attendant was BS'ing with me and never took it out, and I drove away not looking. my company had to pay for all the damage it did cause when the quick release dissconnected it flew back and smashed right into my tail light and rear quarter panel, it did about 2000 damage when all was said and done. I was P!SSED!!!!!
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Aug 19, 2006 | 07:31 PM
  #7  
By the way, did you stop and go back and return the hose?? Or just bounce and take it out down the block?
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Aug 19, 2006 | 07:43 PM
  #8  
LMAO, this reminds me of that pic of a lady driving down the highway with fuel pump hangning out of her gas tank.
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Aug 19, 2006 | 07:44 PM
  #9  
oh ****...i found it



ahahaha
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Aug 19, 2006 | 07:52 PM
  #10  
Atleast you have a funny story to tell everyone now.
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Aug 19, 2006 | 09:54 PM
  #11  
hahah thats hilaroius good story. at least ur car didnt get scratched up or damaged i hope =D.
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Aug 20, 2006 | 11:18 AM
  #12  
haha.. i love that picture!

Suprisingly enough, the nossle popped right out and I had no damage to my car or the pump! I was very lucky!
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Aug 20, 2006 | 01:01 PM
  #13  
HAHAHA thats awesome!
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Aug 20, 2006 | 01:36 PM
  #14  
And I thought I was the only one. I did the same thing in Charlotte going to a race.I was pissed at first until I seen there was no damage to pump or my car then my friend and I laughed all the way to the race about it
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Aug 20, 2006 | 01:52 PM
  #15  
Ya think...............?
Funny.........Sad maybe both. You have the sand to
admit doing something this dumb, I'm not sure I
would ever tell anyone.....ever!
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