Funny story from today with a picture!
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Funny story from today with a picture!
Well about 2 months ago I got my graphite Maya STM 20x9's & 20x10.5's, I havent gotten around to taking a picture but I guess I should before winter comes around. Anyways today I sort of had to snap a quick picture and well wait until you see why 
Its friday so I leave work early head to the bank, I come outside only to see a small squirrel chilling inside the lip of my rear rim drinking water out of it! My first reaction was to laugh, then I figured let me snap a quick pic with my camera because its not every day you get to see this. As I got close to it he moved around to the edge of the lip and I am not sure if he was licking water off my toyos or nibbling on it so I did what every man would do in this situation. I started to make crazy sounds and yelling at the damn thing to stop but he wouldnt so I went to plan b..I had a cert in my mouth so i threw it at my rim lol. Well he didnt seem to like that idea because he jumped out and was looking right at me as if he was going to charge. The last thing I want to happen on a friday after a work week is getting attacked by 5oz's of fury. I take a step towards my car and he turns around and sits behind my tire so I snapped a picture so I have some sort of proof of this crazy story. I figure hes going to get scared and attack me so I walk slow to my door and the damn thing comes closer and closer so of course now all I can picture is this thing jumping in my coupe as I open the door. I jump in he walks a couple feet away and watches me drive by. It was a close call folks, I am not going to lie this little 5oz ball of fury had a 220lb guy scared like a little school girl.
Here is the shot of the beast checking out the mayas
I could only imagine what anyone who saw this from the parking lot or inside the bank were thinking especially since there was no way they saw this little guy plotting to kill me
Its friday so I leave work early head to the bank, I come outside only to see a small squirrel chilling inside the lip of my rear rim drinking water out of it! My first reaction was to laugh, then I figured let me snap a quick pic with my camera because its not every day you get to see this. As I got close to it he moved around to the edge of the lip and I am not sure if he was licking water off my toyos or nibbling on it so I did what every man would do in this situation. I started to make crazy sounds and yelling at the damn thing to stop but he wouldnt so I went to plan b..I had a cert in my mouth so i threw it at my rim lol. Well he didnt seem to like that idea because he jumped out and was looking right at me as if he was going to charge. The last thing I want to happen on a friday after a work week is getting attacked by 5oz's of fury. I take a step towards my car and he turns around and sits behind my tire so I snapped a picture so I have some sort of proof of this crazy story. I figure hes going to get scared and attack me so I walk slow to my door and the damn thing comes closer and closer so of course now all I can picture is this thing jumping in my coupe as I open the door. I jump in he walks a couple feet away and watches me drive by. It was a close call folks, I am not going to lie this little 5oz ball of fury had a 220lb guy scared like a little school girl.
Here is the shot of the beast checking out the mayas
I could only imagine what anyone who saw this from the parking lot or inside the bank were thinking especially since there was no way they saw this little guy plotting to kill me
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I should have kept the little bugger. All I pictured was the raccoon from harold and kumar thats bites his neck and spits up on him. I wish I snapped the picture prior to throwing the cert lol
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He wanted to go for a drive. I think you should have let him.
Worst case scenario have him sit on the passenger seat and go for a drive. Better yet its like a security system, instead of trunk monkey you have a trunk squirrel.
Worst case scenario have him sit on the passenger seat and go for a drive. Better yet its like a security system, instead of trunk monkey you have a trunk squirrel.
