+3 for the car cover

 

holicrap man you better do something about those asap, if they grow any larger one day theyll come over and eat you.

 

dude, the best thing to do is catch em and sell it to ebay...;-) then u can buy something useful.


thats what im gonna do if i have those by my hawz.

 

That sux. Iguanas crap like small dogs.

 

This is the funniest post I read all day. Sorry to hear you have this sort of problem. I'd be pissed.

Seriously, are those protected species? I'm sure you can't go slaying them without risking a fine or something if you get caught. But then again, if you just throw the bodies in a lake or burn them, how can you get caught?

Put alot of wax on your car, and try not to park under trees!!

 

Man, dont even go there! Buying a house in South Florida is nearly impossible, maybe after I finish my MBA.

 

Yes, but a bit runny! I dont think they can pee so it is all in there. On the bright side, it does not stink as much as doggy poop.

 

Talk about eager pooper, he was even doing some sort of manly territorial sh*t when I took the pictures, look!!!

 

Thanks to all for the ideas, and I am glad some of you got a chuckle out of it. I am going to try some of the ideas you gave me and some of my own (if legal ) and I will post later to tell you how that went. If I post a picture of a beheaded Iguana or a severed finger you know what happened...

 

+1 for the capturing and selling them

 

yea that tends to happen when you live in parkland........get a car cover or a garage

 

Yup, those things are all over. You should see how many there are around all the canals, and how fast they swim.

 

LOL....Luckily my dog likes to chase them away from my place. Btw, I don't think he's making a territorial statement. He wants to fvck you!

 

Dood the little f*cker is taunting you, can't you see. So now you got an eager pooper with a sense of humor.

Don't they taste like chicken?

 

wow, i use to have one of those, and ur right there shti is nasty lol

i would say cover ur car at night