I am declaring war on these guys unless...
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I am declaring war on these guys unless...
There are quite a few of these reptiles (Green Iguanas) where I live. They sleep on the trees that are all over the parking lot. My problem is that they poop on my G. They have done it quite a few times now and they are NOT small turds. If I dont catch it soon after the fact they will bake in the sun and they will get all caked in.
Does anyone know of a product I can put on my car so that these turds dont stick? Help please, I dont want to have to shoot them.
Does anyone know of a product I can put on my car so that these turds dont stick? Help please, I dont want to have to shoot them.
Last edited by fcarpio; Jan 3, 2007 at 03:08 AM.
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LOL Sorry dude, your post is funny, I don't mean to laugh, but you even posted a pic and the guy in the front looks like a pretty eager pooper. Sounds like you might keep your car waxed often and well. Maybe Zaino is the way to go, it seems to protect very well.
wow.. Those are some crazy ***** to have living near you.
I guess the only real solution is to keep the car waxed like crazy, or find some way to either park elsewhere or cover your car up with a car cover(which will be real annoying to always have to do). Either that or go **** on their species like you said and hope they don't seek retaliation.
I guess the only real solution is to keep the car waxed like crazy, or find some way to either park elsewhere or cover your car up with a car cover(which will be real annoying to always have to do). Either that or go **** on their species like you said and hope they don't seek retaliation.
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look into Simonize. Its something that the Honda Dealer I work at is starting to use. Supposedly its like an all-weather protectant that goes on like wax and provides some "teflon coating" on the paint that lasts for years. Just for sh*ts and giggles, I had the detailer put it on my car and the bird poop is still easy to wipe off after a week of it being there without any stains. Also, feels like its been freshly waxed after four months. The again, I wash and wax my car every two weeks too. Look into it, it may be worth it.
