i'm at work right now and just a few hours ago i discovered fat nasty bird droppings near my rear quarter. i told my gf i'm visiting her right after work and now i'm really contemplating whether i should go home and clean that nasty shvt off home is in the opposite direction of gf

i don't have any microfiber towels in my car and i'm afraid paper towel will scratch, its bugging the hell out of me, i'm going nuts!! i HATE BIRD POO!

 

toilet paper with warm water....

 

Just stop at a Autozone or Discont Auto on the way to the girl friends to pick up some quick detailer and a microfiber.

 

Just take some windex and a paper towl or warm water...you dont need anything special to clean up bird poop.

EDIT: Also be sure to dab at it...don't just wipe away if there is a little peice of rock or sand in the bird poo it will scratch the paint. Wet it and dab at it.

^ i can't believe im telling someone how to clean bird **** off their car! LMFAO!!!

-Sean

 

alright thanks! i guess i'll clean it gently, i'll try the toilet paper way

 

LOL thanks bro! i'll be sure to dab it..

 

Yes, dabbing is key, no wiping, and you should be fine. Try and get some quick detailer or baking soda onto it asap to neutralize the acids though

 

Dude, you won't break it. Just carefully clean it at work; when you get home after the girlfriend's you can do it the right way.

 

Have fun with the crap and uric acid. I hope everything turns out just fine.

 

LMAO!!!

-Sean

 

If you can't get any water, just spit on it a whole bunch and wipe it off.