^ lol

you'll probably take the car, I've driven these things they aren't anything special they run about a 14.8 on regular conditions.

 

Seriously, who cares. Its a freaking Impala. I wouldn't waste the fuel.

 

This sounds like a "Middle School" conversation, there's no reason to put yourself at risk. Tell him you don't race "Fat Azz" sedans and you won't put your new ride at risk. With his mentality, "My dogs bigger than your dog" attitude he won't have his license much longer anyway. LTFOL
Gary

 

^ amen

 

do a roll with him and tell us how many cars he smokes u by lol

from dig u stand a chance.
v6 cars have **** load of torquesteer from dig, just imagine a torquey v8 fwd lol

times are closer to 2nd gens. seen them range from 13.5 - low 14s stock.

people talk **** about it oh its just Impala. LOL.

 

i raced a 2007 monte carlos ss and smoked him. He then said "wow that thing is fast". Made my day.

 

Man, ya'll serious? They just wanna play around with their cars. I'm pretty sure they aren't going to take it on some crowded road and drag race while pedestrians walk by...(I hope. If you do do that, die now please.)

Take it on some deserted road or track and be safe. Then let us know the results. :P

I'm thinking you can probably take him. Just get the hang of your car first.

 

Dang, now I wanna race Gary...look at what you started!

 

If it is going to be that close, and you are stock, try some higher octane fuel. That should give you a slight edge. Just be safe.. Racing is fun. Why else do all these G35 owners spend thousands to mod their engines?

 

it comes down to this. i would run an ss. but if i somehow lost guess what...? im in a luxury ***** magnet coupe. if a girl had to choose between an ss and my g coupe she'd be in my car suckin me off while im driving haha the G's are quick plus they just goooo. no need for excessive tire spinning at the line like the ss would be doing. i lost to a cobalt ss boosting 22lbs but the girls were still like OMG your car is sex on wheels haha. sexy G modeling FTMFW!!!

 

qftmft :d

 

Tell him you'll race him to 250,000 miles.

Lowest maintenance cost...or whichever car isn't in a salvage yard wins.

 

^ might wanna rethink that. I'm sure you know that the impala is a very common cop car because they LAST FOREVER.

 

I didn't know that. They still use Crown Vics in my parts.

 

you guys forget that the SS impala is fwd not rwd.. so he'll be getting a bunch of wheel hop.