I’m thinking about racing the Crocodile Hunter

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Mar 11, 2005 | 01:44 AM
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A few years ago my friend had this really nice Corvair. He was cruising around, got hungry, and hit a nice local hot spot for some grub. The Hunter was at the all you can eat turtle buffet.

Some words were exchanged but like gentlemen, they took it to the streets.
Well, the hunter pulled out of the parking lot and rolled to the light with his truck.

He started taunting my friend & it was on. I was unsure how the race would go since my friend owned a stick. (But couldn’t shift right) A lot of you know how hard it is to drive a stick these days. Well the light turned green but he got a bad start ... he missed second & the hunter was ahead by 5 kangaroo jumps.

All of a sudden as my friend regained some ground a Wombat popped up from the Hunters truck and starting throwing his own **** at my friend. Hitting the windshield, not sure of the tint he had but he couldn't see a thing.

Keeping a very long story short, after the crash my friend was really pissed and always wanted revenge on the Crocodile hunter. My question I guess is this... As a good friend should I try and race the Hunter with my new ride when I get it? I’m not sure if the Croc man rides the same truck... but have you seen the new shows? & if so, will my 6MT take him... This is very important to me as my friend has not been back to the Turtle Buffet since the race... And we used to be regulars there and I really miss spending time over some good grub … Any help will do... Thanks in advance guys...
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Mar 11, 2005 | 01:48 AM
  #2  
Is your story in some type of code?
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Mar 11, 2005 | 02:04 AM
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Quote: All of a sudden as my friend regained some ground a Wombat popped up from the Hunters truck and starting throwing his own **** at my friend. Hitting the windshield, not sure of the tint he had but he couldn't see a thing.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK These threads are sometimes funny but now we are starting to experience a bit of overkill.. But that line was funny
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Mar 11, 2005 | 02:08 AM
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Quote: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK These threads are sometimes funny but now we are starting to experience a bit of overkill.. But that line was funny

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HGAHAHHAHAHAH WTF are you saying Yo i live on LI, NY, where int he **** is the "Turtle Hunters Cafe" WTF, im like so damm confused, im speechless HAHAHHA!!!
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Mar 11, 2005 | 04:06 AM
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Quote: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK These threads are sometimes funny but now we are starting to experience a bit of overkill.. But that line was funny
I would rather read this type of thread then some of the trash here the last few weeks
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Mar 11, 2005 | 04:07 AM
  #6  
IllG35 .. comon man .. I know you been there! It's next to South Oaks
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Mar 11, 2005 | 05:45 AM
  #8  
I am so lost too...
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Mar 11, 2005 | 09:51 AM
  #9  
ambiguity, amphibiology, double meaning, equivocality, equivocation, equivoque, innuendo, joke, pun, tergiversation


ha ha, good one!
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Mar 11, 2005 | 11:24 AM
  #10  
says it all

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Mar 11, 2005 | 11:39 AM
  #11  
Quote: IllG35 .. comon man .. I know you been there! It's next to South Oaks
towords home depot or sunrise mall?
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Mar 11, 2005 | 01:21 PM
  #12  
Please tell me you were wasted at this time in the morning when you wrote that. I know i was....
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Mar 11, 2005 | 01:22 PM
  #13  
What were you smoking?
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Mar 11, 2005 | 04:04 PM
  #14  
I want a refund for the time I just wasted reading that.
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Mar 11, 2005 | 07:03 PM
  #15  
Wacked out, but IT IS A JOKE, guys!!!! Most likely meant to make fun of all the idiots that street race. I thought it was AWESOME!!!!! Only problem, most of the idiots that street race can't spell so we can't expect them to understand witty sarcasm.
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