I went to work last night, a little early. Instead of doing my normal job they asked me help get some stuff unloaded off of a truck. Well my nuts fell off the truck and I'm hurt real bad. I don't know if I should should let the doc fix my nuts, he is offering me a sweat deal on the repair of my nuts. Or should I try to push work to pay for the plastic surgeon and get me some new nuts. What would you do, my nuts hurt real bad?

LMAO!!!

I'm gonna get flamed for posting this but...

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!

Bwahahahaha. Fat chance! You might try getting the 15 year old to do it, he sounds awfully green.

IM just trying to figure out what you were unloading? Maybe I do not want to know.

IF you think I'm remotely serious, please see the other thread going on right now. Funny shiiat.

Insist on a new set of rims!

Sounds like they've really got you by the *****. I hope you won't get sacked from your job because of all this.

Seriously though... Since ********* lose value once they've been hurt, I would definitely demand new ones. And I would also sue for fertility clinic fees, because you'll definitely need to get your new boys checked out... You know. Gotta make sure your soldier still salutes and all that.

lets smash the 15 yr olds nuts for wasting our precious forum surfing time with his bs story

Dude, I'd get life time head service out of my dealer if this happened to me.

I'd get rid of those nuts and ask for new ones. No way should you keep those nuts now.

He wouldn't sit still so this was the best rendering I could get!

Bwahahahaha, at all you guys. That is the spirit

ohhh... those nuts not only fell... they looked cracked to me

instant solution =

So your nuts are damaged, but what about your stick shift?

Ask your parents if your nuts are still under warranty!!