Have the sunroof close in the same damn day, my god.

 

"They're off"

It's a race to end all races...

"The sunroof takes an early lead, but... what's this? The seat seems to be catching up! No wait, the sunroof is casting a shadow to make the seat appear to be moving faster."

The announcer goes and takes a ****... then comes back...

"It appears as if the seat is now coming to the mid-way point and the sunroof is no where to be found. Could it be that the seat is actually going to win this race?"

Skip to commercials... 10 minutes later...

"Boy what a close one. It's the sunroof by the seat of the pants".