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The coupe is IMPOSSIBLE to have sex in....

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Old 03-10-2017 | 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by G2B35AGN
Yep. Same here. Jersey is the mysterious man.
I'm still rocking ios9 and the old school IBauto group app haha
ita happening to me though as well
i would post stuff on the app, then revisit the same thread on a desktop and think "well shittt I got censored again"

i guess it's time to update the app lol
 
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Old 03-10-2017 | 08:00 AM
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i guess it's time to update the app lol
Not sure updating is the cure. My problems started with the most recent IB app upgrade. I'm also on iOS 9. Very curious that you are the only one that displays this delayed appearance behavior.

I reported the appearance of the ads with the latest update and Bob the IB App Guy said he would look into it. No info on that yet.
 
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Old 03-10-2017 | 09:36 AM
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I've had the same experience, also with Jersey's posts. Bastard must be cursed lolol........
 
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Old 03-10-2017 | 10:56 AM
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Dear lord. Drop the back seat down and make sure your trunk is empty. Feet through the trunk and heads where the back seat is. Go missionary or on your sides. Do people not ever read their owners manuals?
 
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Old 03-10-2017 | 11:12 AM
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Lol ^ service manual goes into full detail, including ideal hand holds.
 
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Old 03-10-2017 | 12:18 PM
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fukkk lol
i can see it now

new member.. how do i get it on in my car?

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"Did you check the FSM? Trained Infiniti technicians will be able to assist you with each thrust. Theyre the pros you know!"
 
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Old 03-10-2017 | 12:49 PM
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^ take it to the nearest Infiniti dealer because the Nissan dealer is full of a bunch of pussies who couldn't tell you how to get it done.
 
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Old 03-10-2017 | 01:37 PM
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"Well the fukin republicans prob designed the G to keep everyone abstinent"
 
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Old 03-11-2017 | 02:13 AM
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Jerseytaylor​ reply: I don't own a G. iceberg lettuce and chicken breast!
 
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Old 03-11-2017 | 06:52 AM
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Yer gunna want to run 18s and spacers and listen to obscure bands in the desert
 
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Old 03-11-2017 | 04:54 PM
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If someone found a way to put a stripper pole into a G and got girls to dance on it, then it shouldn't be to hard to have sex in one.
 
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Old 03-11-2017 | 08:06 PM
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I remember that thread. The stimulation or something or other?
 
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Old 04-28-2017 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by smokedhen
stains=sex elsewhere. i must have some obsessive compulsive disorder.
We used to call them "pecker tracks/snail tracks" back in high school....
 
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Old 04-28-2017 | 07:34 PM
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Try to do it in the 350z lol
 
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Old 07-21-2017 | 03:11 PM
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Haha, I've given up on sex in this car. The stupid console in the back ruins it. Girls barely have space to even ride. Headspace is a joke. I've retired my car.
 


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