I'm in the casino getting my @ss handed to me in a blackjack tournament. Come out, inspect the car before I get in like I always do and sure enough, some non-driving embecillic buffoon with no condiseration for others property backed into the ride. Probably a half-dead and legally blind snowbird.[Arizona people'll know what I'm talking about. No offense to our geriatric members here]

Looked around at other vehicles to see if it was still in the area but it looks like the perp has gotten away scot-free.

I'm taking it to the bodyshop stat to find out how much something like this costs. Hopefully not too much.

 

i would call the police and see if the casino has vid camera of the parking lot.

You can prob get the bumper refinished for a few hundred bucks.

 

Don't you mean "Cork Soakers"?

 

uh... no

 

sorry to see..........i hate snowbirds they come down to florida also

 

that sucks.. i would def. try to findout who did it.. parking lot video camera is good advice

like you, I always like to check my veichle when I go to busy places like that incase

 

/cry

 

The same thing happened to me the very first time I parked in a parking lot. Mine was much worse. The corner of the bumber was smashed in. I had to get a new bumber cover. Cost me $1000 CDN. Me G was about a month old. Talk about bad luck.

 

Damn sorry to hear that bro... but if it helps, my rear bumper got a dent and a few scratches thanks to hurricane Wilma cuz i had the G in the back yard and the fence blew wide open.... took it to a local body shop and i just got a new bumper from the factory for 500.

 

No really, you said Corksucker...if you are in anyway refering to the skit from Sat Night Live, then you mean Cork Soaker, not once did they use the "sucker" terminology.

Oh ya, Gambling is a bad habit.

 

Looks like some paint transfer and minor scratches. I'd guess that the paint transfer can be removed and the scratches touched up/sanded/polished. I doubt you'll need a repaint or new bumper cover.

Good luck!

 

Ouch! Sorry to see that bruised rear end there. The so-called "CorkSucker," will get his/her just desserts at some point. Man, I trust the repairs don't cost you an arm and a leg.

 

It's a quote from the movie Johnny Dangerously. Came out in 1984. Not sure if you're old enough to recall. From you quoting SNL, I'd think not.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087507/quotes

 

should have bought a Black coupe those black marks would have blended in perfectly,,, Jus playing sorry,,, If, or when this happens to me i will prob go insane

 

some non-driving embecillic buffoon with no condiseration for others property backed into the ride

Since you are a gambling man, I'd be willing to lay you odds that it was a woman driver, that she was 45+ years old, and that she had no idea that she banged into your car. I use to drive around in very expensive Porsches. After almost being run off an interstate by a woman driver who was putting on her makeup, I decided to start driving less expensive cars.