Rules of Engagement
Rules of Engagement
After being bored for a while this afternoon I decided to take a drive after the wife came home. So, I'm heading west on 78 and get on 287 North to Morristown (NJ). I WOT on the acceleration ramp and the sound is crazy. I make my way into the left lane for a spirited drive. Coming up the middle lane, a 330Xi gives me a fly by. Not being really interested in a high speed race on an interstate I just follow the flow. I catch up to him in the left lane and he pulls away, darting in between cars aggressively to get away. This happened 2 more times. I made my way east on 24 back to 78 East. Now I come across a brand new 5 series in the left lane with the sticker still on. I'm just cruising behind hime, nothing aggressive. He pulls into the middle and starts to pull. At that point I thought enough is enough. I pull with him then WOT and give him a fly by and I'm gone.
So, in essence, what I'm asking is besides someone pulling up side-by-side and giving a look, what are the rules of engagement? BTW, I'm not into street racing but on the other hand I don't like to be f%ck$d with on the road.
Thanks
2K4 G35x/Brilliant Silver/Graphite/Premium/Wood
Stillen Hi-Flow/ Z tube/ Crawford V5/ Ground Kit
So, in essence, what I'm asking is besides someone pulling up side-by-side and giving a look, what are the rules of engagement? BTW, I'm not into street racing but on the other hand I don't like to be f%ck$d with on the road.
Thanks
2K4 G35x/Brilliant Silver/Graphite/Premium/Wood
Stillen Hi-Flow/ Z tube/ Crawford V5/ Ground Kit
Re: Rules of Engagement
Rules of engagement as follows:
1.) Anyone, and i do mean anyone with a mullet.
2.) Anyone flicking a *** end at your car.
3.) Anyone who pretends they aren't impressed by the G, but really would love too own one.
4.) Anyone driving a sub par Bimmer or Merc who thinks because it's German it's fast.
5.) Anyone who's driving a Chrylser Crossfire, just because "why the hell did they buy it!!"
6.) Anyone who thinks it's okay too change lanes without signalling.
7.) Any fat ****, crammed into their seat playing loud music and hoping that the huge spoiler on the back of their car will win them the race.
8.) Anyone who's name is Ryan Seacrest.
9.) Anyone who thinks it's okay too spray their windshield and wash it, just as you drive past in the freshly washed G.
and finally.....
10.) Anyone driving a Trans Am, or Camaro...double if they have a mullet which they probably do. If they have a "No Fear" sticker anywhere on their car, you'd be doing us all an injustice not too smoke him.
So says the Welshman....
1.) Anyone, and i do mean anyone with a mullet.
2.) Anyone flicking a *** end at your car.
3.) Anyone who pretends they aren't impressed by the G, but really would love too own one.
4.) Anyone driving a sub par Bimmer or Merc who thinks because it's German it's fast.
5.) Anyone who's driving a Chrylser Crossfire, just because "why the hell did they buy it!!"
6.) Anyone who thinks it's okay too change lanes without signalling.
7.) Any fat ****, crammed into their seat playing loud music and hoping that the huge spoiler on the back of their car will win them the race.
8.) Anyone who's name is Ryan Seacrest.
9.) Anyone who thinks it's okay too spray their windshield and wash it, just as you drive past in the freshly washed G.
and finally.....
10.) Anyone driving a Trans Am, or Camaro...double if they have a mullet which they probably do. If they have a "No Fear" sticker anywhere on their car, you'd be doing us all an injustice not too smoke him.
So says the Welshman....
Re: Rules of Engagement
Rules? We don't need no stinking rules! That said, there may be different rules for different situations, to wit:
1- The other car is apparently an even match with your car.
2- The other car is obviously under-matched.
3- The other car is obviously over-matched.
4- You always observe THE LAW.
5- You have kids, pets, and/or the wifey in the car with you.
6- You look forward to an occasional joy-ride.
7- You drive a sleeper, and you are an automotive predator.
Always trade-off pride for safety. Discretion is the better part of valor. Take care.
'03 G35s 5AT, Garnet Fire/Willow
Staggered 18" SSR GT1/Bridgestone PP S03
Eibach Springs/Sways, Stillen 2-pc BBK
Stillen Intake & SS Cat-Back Dual Exhaust
1- The other car is apparently an even match with your car.
2- The other car is obviously under-matched.
3- The other car is obviously over-matched.
4- You always observe THE LAW.
5- You have kids, pets, and/or the wifey in the car with you.
6- You look forward to an occasional joy-ride.
7- You drive a sleeper, and you are an automotive predator.
Always trade-off pride for safety. Discretion is the better part of valor. Take care.
'03 G35s 5AT, Garnet Fire/Willow
Staggered 18" SSR GT1/Bridgestone PP S03
Eibach Springs/Sways, Stillen 2-pc BBK
Stillen Intake & SS Cat-Back Dual Exhaust
Re: Rules of Engagement
LOL, "2.) Anyone flicking a *** end at your car. "
Are you referring to a cigarette or someone mooning you?

2004.5 Coupe/5AT/Ivory/Everything but front spoiler/Nismo CAI/Crawford V5
Are you referring to a cigarette or someone mooning you?

2004.5 Coupe/5AT/Ivory/Everything but front spoiler/Nismo CAI/Crawford V5
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