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I wonder what's more pathetic? The fact that this twatwaffle opens both doors or the fact that he doesn't have a god dammed cell phone by now.
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To be fair to twatwaffle, it sounds like this may have happened before cell phones were popular. Maybe his mom paged him and he was calling her to check in?Originally Posted by Jeff92se
I wonder what's more pathetic? The fact that this twatwaffle opens both doors or the fact that he doesn't have a god dammed cell phone by now.
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I can't do a Fiberglass bumper on my car because I don't live in California or Florida. The roads aren't perfect
Also the same reason I can't drop my car more than half an inch.
Ha!! CA and perfect roads don’t go together one bit. We are a broke state with idiot legislation - trust me, our roads are mostly **** and only getting worse.Originally Posted by ProfanityPete
Because Nismo is polyI can't do a Fiberglass bumper on my car because I don't live in California or Florida. The roads aren't perfect
Also the same reason I can't drop my car more than half an inch.

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I don't think vanilla ice over there could have afforded labia doors until the market was populated with cheap kits. Aka less than 10 years ago. Maybe he just needed a flat place to break out the teletype? heheOriginally Posted by OKStateG35
To be fair to twatwaffle, it sounds like this may have happened before cell phones were popular. Maybe his mom paged him and he was calling her to check in?
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Originally Posted by Jeff92se
I wonder what's more pathetic? The fact that this twatwaffle opens both doors or the fact that he doesn't have a god dammed cell phone by now.
I giggle every time I read 'twatwaffle'. It's even funnier hearing it being said out loud.
Thanks Jeff for the new addition to the vocabulary

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lol Ca road are way better than MI roads.Originally Posted by OCG35
Ha!! CA and perfect roads don’t go together one bit. We are a broke state with idiot legislation - trust me, our roads are mostly **** and only getting worse.
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He then walks over to the payphone and proceeds to make his call.
SInce i was filling up a truck, i had some time to wait. Anyway the kid wraps up, goes back to his car, closes both doors and drives off.
I was like
Personally, i would be embarrassed to drive a car that had them. I'd prob wait til nobody was looking to open my door and get out.
Originally Posted by Mustang5L5
I remember this story from waaaaay back when lambo doors first came out. I was getting gas. There was a payphone in the corner of the gas station lot. Kid in Honda civic pulls in, proceeds to open is driver's side lambo door. Then he walks over and opens the passenger door. He was all alone. He then walks over to the payphone and proceeds to make his call.
SInce i was filling up a truck, i had some time to wait. Anyway the kid wraps up, goes back to his car, closes both doors and drives off.
I was like

Personally, i would be embarrassed to drive a car that had them. I'd prob wait til nobody was looking to open my door and get out.
hahaha, it would be funny if the doors just closed on him lol
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here's another one for the collection


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Im surprised this thread reached 4 pages. Is it worth to talk about it that much? LOL
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Funny story, a buddy of mine works at the Manheim auto auction and he laughs his a$$ off every time a car with lambo doors goes up for auction becasue they have to disclose them as "frame dammage" because of the way the hinges mount. What an epic fail. Please let me dammage my frame, killing the resale value of my vehicle just so I can look like a DB with lambo doors...
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i think he wants a Lambor G ni
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to the op, i think you should get them, you seem to be the fast and furious type. racing BMW's and getting tickets. GO FOR IT! i think it matches your style.
