Look at these bigass birdsh$t on my G damn you birds for sh$tting all over my car. I just washed it a couple of days ago look at the distance the poop got when it landed on my car plus the spread factor...feel free to upload any pics of your G being tainted or your car just really really dirty.

Damn, you call that washed? I can see trails of dust from the water runoff!

STOP TAKING PICS AND CLEAN IT OMG, The acid is melting the clear coat!

but hope you did clean it fast :P

man, birds hate ur car....

Must live in cali cause usually the same day at night it starts to have a light coat of dust. lol

buy a pellet gun and go on a vengance killing spree.

Flying **** factories. I hate them.

Its those santa ana winds when you go in one puddle your car becomes a magnet for dirt and apparently now bigloads of birdsh$t.

i hate birds it happens to me all the time, sometimes it feels like they do it on purpose and target all the nice cars as a toilet, i wish i could shoot em lol

My car is a target also

the pictures do the birdsh$t no justice. It is really big in person i was surprised it came out of a bird and it most of been really high because it splattered all over my car

I try to avoid parking near any big trees just for this exact reason. And I think birds prey on certains colors more.. I think they really like PG!

I feel your pain. Seems no matter where I park my car at work it always gets crapped on. I have rinse my car off every night when I get home.

Dude, you're going to really screw with Janik's clean car OCD

i dont understand how birds can **** and fly at the same time. its like running and sh1tting at the same time. weirdddd

Definatly clean it off ASAP. Very bad for the paint.