lol Domo is the poop

 

We have some fruit around here called clammycherries. Birds eat them then poop them out. Problem is that the seed is about half inch in diameter, and once the fruit passses through the bird it becomes like epoxy. When that **** hits your car, it'll pin dent it, and the only safe way to remove it is with a pressure washer or a high pressure hose jet. Scrubbing it will not move it, and if you try to lift it it will take your paint with it. Leave it for a day and you'll have a dimple in your paint because it attacks clearcoat.

I hate birds....

 

If it drys be very,very carefull when washing it off. I had a black car with bird crap that dried on it. I got some car shampoo and tried washing it off without letting the poop soften. It scratched the paint like crazy - some birds eat seeds that turn into 40 grit sandpaper in their poop.

 

Why can't we get the hood guns off Die Another Day? That would be a great solution to birds crapping on your car!

 

I can't say what exactly happened here, but this was my previous car:


Yes. The bird is dead.

 

damn!! what car is that i want me one of those. or is it your alarm system because if your car killed that bird thats like nightrider type of crap or else some sick freak trashed your car with a dead bird.

 

If it were a sick freak, they probably would have shoved it through the cracked sunroof.

Since neither the poop nor bird was there when I left, I have to assume that somehow, my car was able to avenge itself. It was an Avenger (1995 coupe... not the POS sedan currently out) after all.

 

Seems like a fairly large amount of poop for such a small bird.... maybe he just pooped himself to death?

 

 

I learned real quick that birds like G35's. I had bought mine brand new and within a week or two a flock of seagulls had turned my black G white! Just like you I had just washed it the day before. Since it was blazing hot outside I brought the G home and parked her in the garage to cool off before washing her. I didn't want to add water spots to the equation.

 

dang bird poop on blk Gs are a nightmare!!!

 

I hate this...........I avoid a certain part of town when there is a black bird run--with thousands upon thousands of blk birds paint the sky and the parking lots and trees black in one intersection. They feed off the dumpsters of 2 grocery stores and several restaurants. If you drive by you get 2-3 bird ****s. If you stop at the light under the trees (which canopy over the road) you get 6-7 bird ****s. If you park at any of the stores for 15 mins or longer you will have 50 bird ****s. No joke. If the birds are running, I turn around and leave.

 

That's scary...^^

 

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same issue up here in st.kitts man