I was at a stop light and an aggressively stanced RSX with turbo emblems pulled up and started revving. As soon as the light turned green he burned off, but about 1 second ahead he was blocked by a stopped transit bus. I drove by slowly and passed that foo. KILLLED!!!

This was a huge step up from the Priuses I kill for breakfast on the regular!!

 

Haha, not what I came in here expecting. I hope you hit the hazards.

 

Haha, not what I came in here expecting. I hope you hit the hazards.

Any REAL street-racing stories are of course verboten.

 

LMAO u got killed! oh btw An H2 wanted to cut into traffic at the last minute this morning without even signalling and I denied him access. Killled

 

I was like, ready to close this bish hahahahahahaha

 

i killed a lot of bugs...

 

The other day an 80 year old lady pulled up next to me in a 90's Cadillac STS. She looked over, pulled her sunglasses down just low enough on her nose so I could see her eyes; then gave me the "lets go" nod. I put my auto in neutral, gave 2 quick blips of the throttle and turned off traction control. I didn't accelerate quick at first to avoid wheel spin of the line and to make her feel like she had a chance. She pulled ahead and I saw the tail lights of the Rascal scooter she had on the bumper. I put in about half throttle and, as I passed her, saw her clutching her chest. I saw her pull over to the side and an few minutes later an ambulance drove up.

KILL (literally)


I didn't have to hit my flashers because the ambulance did it for me.

 

this is all winning lol charlie sheen dont got nothing on diz lol

 

Lol...i like this thread

 

I killed kittens

 

I'm off to kill 40 minutes driving home from work.

 

There was this prius on the right lane. We were side by side and the light ahead was green. BUT OH WAIT. WHAT'S THIS. The light ahead turned yellow. That loser hit the brakes, and I STOMPED ON IT.

KILLED THAT PRIUS.


Immediately after the intersection. I pulled over to the side of the road. When that intersection turned green and I saw the prius coming. I gassed it out of the shoulder and cut off that ****ing prius LIKE LOLOLOLOL

then I made the next right and ordered a jumbo jack at jack n the box.



OOHHH UHHH


OHH

AHHHHh
UUHHHH SON







this thread sucks

 

A couple weeks ago my VQ blew up....my car didn't kill anybody...it committed suicide.

 

What's wrong with my post?... I said I hated my Corolla and love my G35.

Nvm... my apologies... you preserved my post by quoting it though.

 

^ Not any more, sport.