ROFLMFAO!!!

 

Dilligaf !!

 

Hey!

Char-ga-ga-ga-mancha-ga-ga-chabunga-gunga-mung!

No $hit!

 

This is going to be me if I keep reading Soad's alien language lingo:

 

I'm sure that you are sick of peeps hating on you...but maybe your friend was pissed that you were able to acquire such a nice car with the lack of basic communication skills...

are there letters missing from your keyboard? are you missing fingers? are you using the internet on your phone or PDA? there has to be a logical explanation for your lack of typing skills and inability to formulate a sentence

if you want people to take you seriously then learn how to communicate

how did you pass your driving test?

it sounds like the script from chapelle show or something

get your weight up kid...dont take offense just get it together, use the haters to motivate you

 

 

what i meant to say graduate , got it ? you are some funny people. i dont hate on the tl it's a nice car, its kinda fast. my friend was hating bucause that's what he is. can no one have anything better than him he doesent give props where props need to be given

 

Too bad for him, Soad, because it will only get worse. As he encounters G35's on the roadway, he'll become more and more sour and, of course, in the next few years there will be even better and better sports sedans hitting the market, so things don't look good for a serial hater who won't give props to equal or better cars he encounters, especially if he has attitude!

 

soad: I recognize progress in your last post, uh.. props!
I appreciate the attempt to improve its readability.
As I experience slight discomfort while reading and translating your posts, it soon yields to empathy for whomever may end up writing the program to spell check them.

 

I'm pretty sure you mean you need a Babel fish. And that prompts a question: What's the noise to signal ratio of this thread? (I've reversed it for dramatic effect. Stick with me now.)

Answer: Forty-two. (Erm, to one. That's forty-two to one. I don't want an engineering type correcting my ratio-writing skills.)

I went back and re-read my rather derisive rant toward BbyG35. It was way too harsh on second read. I apologize for that, Bby. Or can I call you Bobby? Perhaps not after my attempt to ream you a new, uh, ear canal.

Here's where I stand on this issue: Yes, it's an age thing. Yes, written communication skills have declined precipitously in the last 15 years. Yes, it's hard to understand some of the stuff posted on this forum, although the problem is hardly limited to G35Driver.com. And yes, it would be nice if everyone would post every message in prose that would be approved by the New York Times editorial staff on first cut.

But guess what, fellas? Ain't going to happen.

You can whine and complain and bitch and moan and belittle and groan until monkeys grow from onion patches. All you'll do is jump your blood pressure and rile up liberal defenders like me. What I would suggest is this: Read the posts you like. Respond to the ones you choose. But avoid making personal spectacles over such nitpicky things as grammar. Each and every post in this thread bemoaning soad's writing skills had numerous and substantial grammatical errors that could be lifted like a loose scab and published in a sort of compendium I'd call Stupid Grammar Things One Ought not to do if One Wants to be Taken Seriously as an Internet Grammarian.

If you like, I can publish the first chapter right now.

So really, unless you're certain you're Hemingway reincarnated, it might be a wiser course of action to skip over the soads of the world entirely if how they write what they have to say bothers you that much.

 

OMG my intelligence level just went down 200% after reading that post.

 

Soad... if I was getting remarks with regards to my spelling..... that would then encourage me to take my time and check my spelling before posting. In other words it would motivate me to better my writing capabilities.

 

Birdhouse have just posted the latest picture of Osama bin Laden.
Now don't you guys agree he looks confused? Which way to look? Left or right

 

This is what he is mad about.
1. You got appoved for a 35k car with just a GED because nobody without one would talk like that. YO.

Seriously you just make yourself look like a mehoff when you speak like this is the rap awards.
Yes you have a sweet car now but you have to pay for it and if your worried about having a cosigner on a G. YOU DON'T NEED ONE. Pay for some college.


PS and your "hatein" people with proper grammer.

 

Oooooh, you said compendium.