Violating A Man's G
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Violating A Man's G
MY BABY HAS BEEN VIOLATED! LAST SUNDAY MORNING MY VIPER KEY FOB WOKE ME UP A COUPLE TIMES, I THAUGHT- FALSE ALARM, SINCE IT HAD BEEN ACTING UP LATELY. BUT SOMETHING WAS DIFFIRENT THIS TIME- IT WOULDNT SHUT OFF. IT KEPT ALERTING EVEN THOUGH I WOULD RESET THE ALARM. SOMETHING IS FISHY, I THAUGHT. SO I WALK OUT TO MY DRIVEWAY(9:30 AM MIND YOU) TO SEE AN SUV(GREEN MONTERO SPORT) SPEED OFF AT FIRST SITE OF ME(HALF DRUNK FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE IN ONLY A PAIR OF S AND A WIFE BEATER SQUINTING LIKE AN ANIMAL COMING OUT OF HYBERNATION). ALL I COULD SEE WAS BALD MEXICAN HEADS, I DIDNT CATCH THE PLATES. I WALK AROUND MY CAR TO SEE MY DRIVERS SIDE WINDOW SMASHED IN(GAPING HOLE),MY TINT TORN, AND MY DOOR HANGING OPEN WITH GLASS EVERYWHERE. ON MY OWN DRIVEWAY! IN BROAD DAYLIGHT! MY HEART ALMOST STOPPED(KINDA LIKE IF I CAUGHT MY GIRL IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN). I DIDNT WANT TO LOOK, BUT I HAD TO KNOW IF THEY GOT ANYTHING. I POKE MY HEAD IN(I COULDNT SIT INSIDE BECAUSE OF BROKEN GLASS EVERYWHERE), EXPECTING THE WORST. MY AVIC-D1, I-POD, PS-2, HEADREST MONITORS,SUBS, AMPS,AND CD CHANGER(ALONG WITH A COUPLE HUNDRED CD'S) WERE INTACT!!!!!!
THOSE BOZOS , HOWEVER, STUCK A CROW BAR BETWEEN MY WINDOW AND DOOR, BENDING THE BLACK WINDOW FRAME.THEY STUCK AN OBJECT INTO MY DOUBLE DIN TO PRY MY HEAD UNIT OUT, LEAVING MARKS. ALSO, I GUESS IN AN ATTEMPT TO BREAK INTO MY HOOD TO SILENCE THE VIPER, THEY SMASHED MY GRILL AND UNDID MY WHEEL WELL COVER. THOSE JACKASSES PROBABLY HAD MORE THAN ONE GUY WORKING CUZ I CAME OUT WITHIN JUST A MINUTE OR SO.
ALL THIS JUST A MONTH AFTER REPLACING MY STOLEN AVIC-N1 HEAD UNIT. IM SURE GLAD I GOT THE VIPER 791XV NOW. SAVED ME MORE THAN I PAID FOR IT FOR SURE!
SO NOW MY G IS AT THE DEALER AWAITING THE INSURANCE ADJUSTER TO WITNESS THE DAMAGE, SIGN IT OFF, AND SEND IT TO A BODY SHOP TO DO BODY REPAIRS. IM WITHOUT A G FOR A WHILE, AND NOW IM STUCK WITH A CAMRY RENTAL. (I GUESS ITS TIME TO GO TO VEGAS WITH THE RENTAL!) I HAVE ALREADY CLEARED OUT MY GARAGE IN PREPARATION OF GIVING MY G A NEW PLACE TO SLEEP. I JUST CANT HELP FEELING LIKE MY BABY HAS BEEN RAPED...AGAIN!!! SOMEONE HAS BEEN INSIDE OF HER, RIGHT WHERE I SIT, WHERE ONLY I HAVE BEEN... WHAT A VIOLATION OF A MAN AND HIS G.
WELL, IM JUST OUT $500 FOR MY DEDUCTABLE ON MY INSURANCE...COULDA BEEN WORSE- GUESS IM LUCKY!
THOSE BOZOS , HOWEVER, STUCK A CROW BAR BETWEEN MY WINDOW AND DOOR, BENDING THE BLACK WINDOW FRAME.THEY STUCK AN OBJECT INTO MY DOUBLE DIN TO PRY MY HEAD UNIT OUT, LEAVING MARKS. ALSO, I GUESS IN AN ATTEMPT TO BREAK INTO MY HOOD TO SILENCE THE VIPER, THEY SMASHED MY GRILL AND UNDID MY WHEEL WELL COVER. THOSE JACKASSES PROBABLY HAD MORE THAN ONE GUY WORKING CUZ I CAME OUT WITHIN JUST A MINUTE OR SO.
ALL THIS JUST A MONTH AFTER REPLACING MY STOLEN AVIC-N1 HEAD UNIT. IM SURE GLAD I GOT THE VIPER 791XV NOW. SAVED ME MORE THAN I PAID FOR IT FOR SURE!
SO NOW MY G IS AT THE DEALER AWAITING THE INSURANCE ADJUSTER TO WITNESS THE DAMAGE, SIGN IT OFF, AND SEND IT TO A BODY SHOP TO DO BODY REPAIRS. IM WITHOUT A G FOR A WHILE, AND NOW IM STUCK WITH A CAMRY RENTAL. (I GUESS ITS TIME TO GO TO VEGAS WITH THE RENTAL!) I HAVE ALREADY CLEARED OUT MY GARAGE IN PREPARATION OF GIVING MY G A NEW PLACE TO SLEEP. I JUST CANT HELP FEELING LIKE MY BABY HAS BEEN RAPED...AGAIN!!! SOMEONE HAS BEEN INSIDE OF HER, RIGHT WHERE I SIT, WHERE ONLY I HAVE BEEN... WHAT A VIOLATION OF A MAN AND HIS G.
WELL, IM JUST OUT $500 FOR MY DEDUCTABLE ON MY INSURANCE...COULDA BEEN WORSE- GUESS IM LUCKY!
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