Ducks keep crapping on my car!
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Ducks keep crapping on my car!
Okay, let me vent! There is a lake in my development which means there are also ducks. Well they have found their way over to my area and they have repeatedly gotten on top of my car for the sole purpose of shytting! You think this is their way of saying I should have gotten a coupe? I whacked one of them with my sandals, but it seems as though I'm going to have to get medieval on their as$es. It's been 3 times in the past month (not counting the time I stopped one with my shoes). And this is totally different from the occasional fly-by pooping. The ducks are actually on top of my car. They are using it as a toilet. Any insight into matter, guys?
Originally Posted by superb16
Okay, let me vent! There is a lake in my development which means there are also ducks. Well they have found their way over to my area and they have repeatedly gotten on top of my car for the sole purpose of shytting! You think this is their way of saying I should have gotten a coupe? I whacked one of them with my sandals, but it seems as though I'm going to have to get medieval on their as$es. It's been 3 times in the past month (not counting the time I stopped one with my shoes). And this is totally different from the occasional fly-by pooping. The ducks are actually on top of my car. They are using it as a toilet. Any insight into matter, guys?
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I live behind a gated resort that has a lake and it had ducks also, the stupid ducks soon found out that my house had a big pool in the back, and I would come home to find duck turds and the bottom of the pool and feathers floating on top... One day the same two ducks were in the pool again and my GF took a broom handle and started slaming it on the concrete, sounded like gun fire, the ducks took off fast and have not returned in over 5 months now 
Might want to get some explosive caps and throw them at the ground next time there sitting on your car, it might scare them enough they won't come back.
Might want to get some explosive caps and throw them at the ground next time there sitting on your car, it might scare them enough they won't come back.
Originally Posted by G35keg
I live behind a gated resort that has a lake and it had ducks also, the stupid ducks soon found out that my house had a big pool in the back, and I would come home to find duck turds and the bottom of the pool and feathers floating on top... One day the same two ducks were in the pool again and my GF took a broom handle and started slaming it on the concrete, sounded like gun fire, the ducks took off fast and have not returned in over 5 months now Might want to get some explosive caps and throw them at the ground next time there sitting on your car, it might scare them enough they won't come back.
Might want to get some explosive caps and throw them at the ground next time there sitting on your car, it might scare them enough they won't come back.
