Can you *^^$#)^#@@# believe?!?
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From: Rothesay, New Brunswick, Canada
Originally Posted by G35Now!
So I go to lunch today, and as usual drop off the others at the restaurant and drive to the end of the parking lot to stay away from the rest of the cars. As I pull in at the end of the row, I feel a pop...and then a rain lf liquid hits the car.
I'm thinking "What the hell?!?", and look around for the sprinkler or whatever that just rained on my car. And the water is a nasty brown color...
Finally I realize that I ran over two $$#%(((%#%# ketchup packets, which apparently managed to explode in a perfect fountain - all over my car. I'm not kidding, it almost defied physics - the front driver's wheel ran over them, and I found ketchup droplets as far back as the passenger side of the trunk!!! How the hell is that even possible?!?
Pretty funny in retrospect, even though I've a) rinsed it off (no car wash to be found) and wiped the ketchup off which b) undoubtedly created swirls which c) I'll have to wash/Zaino off later. Sigh...
I'm thinking "What the hell?!?", and look around for the sprinkler or whatever that just rained on my car. And the water is a nasty brown color...
Finally I realize that I ran over two $$#%(((%#%# ketchup packets, which apparently managed to explode in a perfect fountain - all over my car. I'm not kidding, it almost defied physics - the front driver's wheel ran over them, and I found ketchup droplets as far back as the passenger side of the trunk!!! How the hell is that even possible?!?
Pretty funny in retrospect, even though I've a) rinsed it off (no car wash to be found) and wiped the ketchup off which b) undoubtedly created swirls which c) I'll have to wash/Zaino off later. Sigh...
Reason #213 why you should of bought Garnet Ember!
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Originally Posted by Garnet Canuck
Reason #213 why you should of bought Garnet Ember!


Joined: Nov 2003
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From: Rothesay, New Brunswick, Canada
Originally Posted by G-Whizzer
Runs and drives, easy fix, nice interior, fully loaded, out of state clean title. For more info please contact us at 305-696-5555
I love that "easy fix". LMAO.
I love that "easy fix". LMAO.
Originally Posted by boknows
Yeah, same thing happened to me, except I ran over a used condom with the jizz still in it....jk 

Did you taste it to verify the jizz?

Last edited by John2.5RS; Feb 22, 2007 at 03:54 AM.
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Originally Posted by boknows
I wonder if OP tasted it to make sure if it were ketchup. I wouldn't know what jizz tastes like anyways 





