""Ho, brah! Deez pupus stay broke da mout, cuz! Chee-hu!" will get me at least a few weird looks

one time i said "Howzit, bu" to this guy i figured was one Podagee... turns out he was still haole-fied. He replied "What?! I aint' your boo!"

 

oh boy. when i was small, i went to vegas and though they were all ****'es in the game rooms.
apparently haoles are never "pau" wit anything, inconsiderate eh

 

chee, kanaks brah.

k-den bu

 

Holy crap I'm lost. Whats a haole?

 

^ a white person.

 

Hahaha awesome. I just found my new word of the day. Those damn crazy haoles.

 

i really want to know what the average S.A.T. english score is here.

 

i guarantee it's in the negatives. english in hawaii sucks. however, many employers understand the "special language" if you will, and accomodate it in choosing candidates.

 

haha its "special" alright, like the olympics, but back to dog.... did anyone ever see the one show where the locals all came out when they where getting a crack head and dog shot them with that bear mace or whatever it is that he has.. that **** had to sting!

 

Haha that is hilarious. Does anyone else find it creepy that him and his wife are always hinting about F-ing each other. Eww mental image. Sorry bout that.

 

^ eww. two dirty gorillas soaking eachother. wacks.

 

What The ****!!!^^^^^^^^^ Ewwwwww

 

is there some sort of law against bounty hunters having guns in Hawaii? I think in almost every other state they are permitted to carry firearms. It just looks silly when they are threatening potentially dangerous criminals with pepper sprey. For all they know they could have a desert eagle in their jeans. One of the reasons I can't take the show seriously.

 

OMG I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Sad thing is I've seen a video like that before. Looked alot more fake that time though.

 

Did anyone see the episode were dog's brother's wife DAVINA was on there....SHE IS SEXY AS HELL how he get her I don't know....boggles the brain cells