The Process Begins....
#947
Vivek forgot to read the small print on the bottom of the lamp:
Each additional wish may take 4-6 months to process. Making a 2nd wish before the current wish is granted in full may create substantial delays for both wishes. Wishing for a requested but still un-granted wish to be granted faster is strictly prohibited and may result in complete denial of future, current, previous and outstanding wishes. This offer is void where prohibited. We reserve to modify these terms in any way without notification. This lamp may present a choking hazard for children under the age of 3. Please keep out of reach of children. This product carries no warranties, expressed or implied. Some assembly my be required. Do not rub this lamp with anything other than an approved lamp rubbing cloth. Side effects may include: Itching, dry mouth, decreased sex drive, IBS, substantial elongation of the eyelids, swelling, increased sensitivity to spicy foods (esp Indian food) headaches and in certain rare cases, a spontaneous uncontrollable carnal attraction to Cremaster
Each additional wish may take 4-6 months to process. Making a 2nd wish before the current wish is granted in full may create substantial delays for both wishes. Wishing for a requested but still un-granted wish to be granted faster is strictly prohibited and may result in complete denial of future, current, previous and outstanding wishes. This offer is void where prohibited. We reserve to modify these terms in any way without notification. This lamp may present a choking hazard for children under the age of 3. Please keep out of reach of children. This product carries no warranties, expressed or implied. Some assembly my be required. Do not rub this lamp with anything other than an approved lamp rubbing cloth. Side effects may include: Itching, dry mouth, decreased sex drive, IBS, substantial elongation of the eyelids, swelling, increased sensitivity to spicy foods (esp Indian food) headaches and in certain rare cases, a spontaneous uncontrollable carnal attraction to Cremaster
then again this day has only had 25 mins in it
jk haha it did
OR DID IT?
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