if I fart on it I bet it will fall off ~

 

No wonder your track times are so fast....

 

Mike shoots highly explosive human gas straight into his intake via a tube.

it gave him about 2 seconds off

 

This has (by far) been the funniest thread I've ever read on Driver.

I don't know if you've thought about it yet, but you might want to cosider a kevlar based titanium nitrate carbon enriched phosphoric headlight bulbs because when you turn them on it will not only clear all air and road traffic, but it will also allow you to see straight to turkmenistan, from your driveway. That's how bright they are. And good vision is definitely a must when traveling in FACH III speeds!!!!!!!

 

parhamm, i appreciate your input.

i have good news for your...APC engineers are so impressed with your post that they're gonna give you a once in a lifetime opportunity. This opportunity is so rare, even President Obama was rejected for it.

You get to ride in my car while I calibrate the new scoop. They added so much top secret stuff in there, it will blow the caps off the Manhattan project. BTW I just got my air forged wheels form APC. This new Air forging facility makes materials lighter than titainum. my 20x20 rear and my 20x19.5 front mean stagger only weights 4 lbs each. Tires are straight off the mold of the space shuttle. will have 100% traction even on ice. I expect to still break em loose with my HP, but should be okay. I just hope to last more than 5 miles per tire....I'm so sick of this power.

slash that, I am never gonna be too sick of this power. I'm too sponsored.

 

hahaha this thread is funny