On the plus side, at least you don't park in a busy area so you can avoid door dings.
Sadly I still do get dings and even scratches because of the kids that play outside. I'll catch them one day lol. Left their finger prints on my window too! >_
For this reason, I am the guy that will park in the back of the lot, corner spot and over the lines. Why? Because retards.
Get those little demons Ariel!