2 girls 1 cup was a traumatic experience for Kris.

 

why do i have a urge to eat chocolate malt...

 

i slipped on a capri sun packet one time
then the neighbor's butt sniffing poop dragging dog came out
i dropped my bike and ran

 

i got lost at kmart one time. i was so scared i peed all over their floor.

 

they had to bag me like the rest of the stuff my mom bought lol

 

Do we really need to share stuff like that?

 

there's a light that pops up on my car and i dont know what it means!

 

what light?

 

i dont know it loooks like.. (..!..) <---like that!

 

It means that you put too much gas in your car...

 

lol really??? dont play around with me shane!

 

You must go outside and siphon the extra gas out...








No, it means you have low air presure in one of your tires...

 

i yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna
yuo raed tihs?

Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

 

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