Cant trust no one
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I haz hugz to givez
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Plan A: I'll come up there and park my car where you would...let them replicate the "love scratch" then I'll beat the life from them for both of us
Plan B: befriend them in an elaborately planned out fake attack, where you save them...spend the next 10 years building trust and faith in you. Then get them a hooker from Ghana. 6 years after that, let them know where that "special treat" came from and suggest they get tested. Re-enact Cartman's "your tears taste so sweet" speech as they are reduced to a quivering idiot.
Plan C: Repaint the door and be the bigger person...bah stupid conscience, always ALWAYS messes up plan C
Plan B: befriend them in an elaborately planned out fake attack, where you save them...spend the next 10 years building trust and faith in you. Then get them a hooker from Ghana. 6 years after that, let them know where that "special treat" came from and suggest they get tested. Re-enact Cartman's "your tears taste so sweet" speech as they are reduced to a quivering idiot.
Plan C: Repaint the door and be the bigger person...bah stupid conscience, always ALWAYS messes up plan C
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plan b sounds so good! lol loved that episode but no im going to just be smart about it and get the door repainted most ill have to pay is 250 my insurance will cover the rest if i need them too.it just pisses me off knowing i could get a cold air or a plenum spacer put on for that price ya kno?