Filipino's holla back and represent!
Originally Posted by g-adabout
half and half -- I call myself a felix, short for a filipino hick..(half white... dad's the definition of a redneck) 
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From: Riverside, CA
Originally Posted by chicklet
OMG that is soooooo hilarious...oh wait I live in the south and if you see me (I look completely asian) but sound like a hick...hahahahaha!
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From: Chino Hills
kamusta na mga kababayan!!!
embarrassing........ I have to look up words in the damn English-Filipino dictionary.
100%pinoy, born there but can't spell a word of the language.
Hey Glenn, how come you don't invite the Chino Hills meet crowd out to your house for some lechon kawali & adobo?
Meet at Glenn's house!!
embarrassing........ I have to look up words in the damn English-Filipino dictionary.
100%pinoy, born there but can't spell a word of the language.
Hey Glenn, how come you don't invite the Chino Hills meet crowd out to your house for some lechon kawali & adobo?
Meet at Glenn's house!!
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From: Riverside, CA
Originally Posted by GP1
kamusta na mga kababayan!!!
embarrassing........ I have to look up words in the damn English-Filipino dictionary.
100%pinoy, born there but can't spell a word of the language.
Hey Glenn, how come you don't invite the Chino Hills meet crowd out to your house for some lechon kawali & adobo?
Meet at Glenn's house!!
embarrassing........ I have to look up words in the damn English-Filipino dictionary.
100%pinoy, born there but can't spell a word of the language.
Hey Glenn, how come you don't invite the Chino Hills meet crowd out to your house for some lechon kawali & adobo?
Meet at Glenn's house!!
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From: I call 323 and 619 home now
Both my step-parents are Filipino, I kid you not. Do I qualitfy? I grew up eating white rice with everything. Even now when I go visit my folks and we grill a steak, I'd rather have it with white rice and let the steaks juices mix with it. Naturally, I grew up eating Adobo and just about every freakin' fish in the sea I ate. My Filipino grandparents were the first ones I ever met who ate with their hands. I thought it was sooo cool.
Ohh, in case you are wondering, both my real parents are Mexican. Seriously, both cultures aren't that far apart, except Mexicans eat spicier food. Other than that, we're very very similar.
Ohh, in case you are wondering, both my real parents are Mexican. Seriously, both cultures aren't that far apart, except Mexicans eat spicier food. Other than that, we're very very similar.
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From: O.C.
Dito! Dito!! Kapampangan o...
I thought I'd share this one...
> A Filipino applies for a job at Wal-Mart.
>
> An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
> individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
> of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified --
> an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.
>
> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
> Their answer would determine who of them would get the job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table
> the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?"
>
> Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your
> head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there.
> A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
>
> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
>
> "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
>
> "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't
> know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know."
>
> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's
> a very popular cliche for speed."
>
> He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating
> his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
> house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
> switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes
> on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
> thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of
> light," he said.
>
> Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man,
> the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied,
> "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's obyus to me dat
> the fastest thing is Diarrhea."
>
> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others
> were already giggling in their seats...
>
> "Oh, I can expleyn sir," said Eleuterio. " You see, sir, da ader
> day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the bathroom,
> but
> bepore I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, sir,
> I had alreydi shet in my pants!"
>
> Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
I thought I'd share this one...
> A Filipino applies for a job at Wal-Mart.
>
> An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
> individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
> of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified --
> an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.
>
> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
> Their answer would determine who of them would get the job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table
> the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?"
>
> Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your
> head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there.
> A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
>
> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
>
> "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
>
> "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't
> know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know."
>
> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's
> a very popular cliche for speed."
>
> He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating
> his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
> house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
> switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes
> on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
> thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of
> light," he said.
>
> Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man,
> the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied,
> "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's obyus to me dat
> the fastest thing is Diarrhea."
>
> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others
> were already giggling in their seats...
>
> "Oh, I can expleyn sir," said Eleuterio. " You see, sir, da ader
> day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the bathroom,
> but
> bepore I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, sir,
> I had alreydi shet in my pants!"
>
> Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
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From: Riverside, CA
Originally Posted by R2 V35
Dito! Dito!! Kapampangan o...
I thought I'd share this one...
> A Filipino applies for a job at Wal-Mart.
>
> An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
> individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
> of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified --
> an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.
>
> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
> Their answer would determine who of them would get the job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table
> the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?"
>
> Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your
> head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there.
> A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
>
> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
>
> "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
>
> "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't
> know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know."
>
> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's
> a very popular cliche for speed."
>
> He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating
> his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
> house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
> switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes
> on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
> thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of
> light," he said.
>
> Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man,
> the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied,
> "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's obyus to me dat
> the fastest thing is Diarrhea."
>
> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others
> were already giggling in their seats...
>
> "Oh, I can expleyn sir," said Eleuterio. " You see, sir, da ader
> day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the bathroom,
> but
> bepore I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, sir,
> I had alreydi shet in my pants!"
>
> Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
I thought I'd share this one...
> A Filipino applies for a job at Wal-Mart.
>
> An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
> individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
> of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified --
> an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.
>
> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
> Their answer would determine who of them would get the job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table
> the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?"
>
> Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your
> head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there.
> A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
>
> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
>
> "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
>
> "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't
> know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know."
>
> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's
> a very popular cliche for speed."
>
> He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating
> his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the
> house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
> switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes
> on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
> thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of
> light," he said.
>
> Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man,
> the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied,
> "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's obyus to me dat
> the fastest thing is Diarrhea."
>
> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others
> were already giggling in their seats...
>
> "Oh, I can expleyn sir," said Eleuterio. " You see, sir, da ader
> day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the bathroom,
> but
> bepore I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, sir,
> I had alreydi shet in my pants!"
>
> Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
LOL! Funny!