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From: Chino Hills
Originally Posted by Ciccio
No, he can qualify only if he gets to eat some dinuguan, lengua and 10 balut.
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wat da pak? dis paking bulset! so many pinoys here! hehehe...
i'm pinoy from Los Angeles, ca. but i drive an Accord. Am i gonna be level as an "Igorot" on this site?
i'm pinoy from Los Angeles, ca. but i drive an Accord. Am i gonna be level as an "Igorot" on this site?
Last edited by SIRSIG; Sep 5, 2006 at 12:52 PM.
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From: Riverside, CA
Joke time!!!
Post your good or corny jokes here.
Plantsa
Dok: Ano'ng nangyari sa tenga mo?
Joshue: Nama-mlantsa kasi ako nang kumiriring ang telepono. Aksidenteng
na-pick up ko 'yung plantsa.
Dok: Eh bakit dalawang tenga mo ang nagkaganyan?
Joshue: Ang gago, tumawag uli!
Here is another....
A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France
one morning.
He is eating bread and jam when an American,
while chewing his gum, sits down next to him.
The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation:
Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy (nayayabangan sa Kano): "Of course."
Kano (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don't.
In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle them,transform them into croissants and sell them
to the Philippines."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy
listens in silence.
Still the American persists.
Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy: "Of course."
Kano (cracking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling
We don't.
In America,we eat fresh fruits for breakfast,then
we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
transform them into am and sell the jam to the Philippines."
The Pinoy (asar na talaga) asks: "Do you have sex
in America?"
Kano: "Why of course we do!"
Pinoy (now smirking): "And what do you do with
the condoms after you've used them?"
Kano (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we
put them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing
gum and sell them to America...
Plantsa
Dok: Ano'ng nangyari sa tenga mo?
Joshue: Nama-mlantsa kasi ako nang kumiriring ang telepono. Aksidenteng
na-pick up ko 'yung plantsa.
Dok: Eh bakit dalawang tenga mo ang nagkaganyan?
Joshue: Ang gago, tumawag uli!
Here is another....
A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France
one morning.
He is eating bread and jam when an American,
while chewing his gum, sits down next to him.
The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation:
Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy (nayayabangan sa Kano): "Of course."
Kano (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don't.
In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle them,transform them into croissants and sell them
to the Philippines."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy
listens in silence.
Still the American persists.
Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy: "Of course."
Kano (cracking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling
We don't.In America,we eat fresh fruits for breakfast,then
we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
transform them into am and sell the jam to the Philippines."
The Pinoy (asar na talaga) asks: "Do you have sex
in America?"
Kano: "Why of course we do!"
Pinoy (now smirking): "And what do you do with
the condoms after you've used them?"
Kano (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we
put them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing
gum and sell them to America...
Last edited by glennp_1999; Sep 6, 2006 at 12:03 AM.
Originally Posted by RC914
OKININANA!! Full Blooded Illocano here! Haha... Representin San Jose, CA!!
But if I get caught, I'll be running away, because she may start slicing and feed it to the chickens.
LOL!
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Posts: 3,832
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From: Riverside, CA
Filipino party *** JOKE TIME***
YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT A SERIOUS FILIPINO BIRTHDAY PARTY IF.......
>
> 1. Some of the guest didn't bring a gift, but brought extra uninvited kids.
> 2. When the cake says Happy Birthday Totoy instead of the child's real name.
> 3. The party is at Chuck E. Cheese but they brought their own food and cake.
> 4. It's a child's party but there are more grown-ups than children.
> 5. It's Totoy's 1st Birthday and the party food is pansit, lumpia, puto,and 10 cases of Beer.
> 6. For entertainment, instead of playing pin the tail on the donkey, there is usually a televised baseball, football, basketball game, or a live fight.
> 7. They don't sing Happy Birthday; instead everyone is playing mahjong.
> 8. The party was over at 5:00pm, it's 10:00pm and the party is just starting.
> 9. You find out from Tito Boy that Uncle Nonong is taking viagra.
> 10. The host calls someone who's on their way and tells them to stop and get some ice.
> 11. The guests start arriving and the hostess disappears to get ready.
> 12. You hear someone go up to the birthday child and say Totoy, "ang laki mo!" ("you're so big!")! I'm going to have to get you something next week when I get paid.
> 13. The party is Saturday, and you get a call from the hostess Friday night saying, I'm giving Totoy a birthday party tomorrow at 3:00.
> 14. Some guests bring gifts that are still in the store bag unwrapped.
> 15. There always seems to be more family than friends at the party.
> 16. You have the party over at your brother's because he just bought a new house and he has a pool.
> 17. The cake didn't come from the store; it came from the mother of the compadre (godparent) of your friend's sister who makes really good cakes.
> 18. You are told you have to save your plate and fork you ate your food
> with, so you can eat your cake.
> 19. Someone calls and says they can't make it, but asks that you save them some cake.
> 20. Guests are wrapping up cake to take to Tatay, Chading, Girlie, Tita, and Ningning.
> 21. The party music is coming from a small boom box.
> 22. The birthday child is dressed from head to toe in Tommy/Polo.
> 23. It's Totoy's party but since his cousin Jinky is there and her birthday is in a few days, it becomes Totoy's and Jinky's Party.
> 24. Host tells everyone not to throw away the plastic forks/spoons/knives
> and plastic cups since they can rewash them for later use.
> 25. Guests get busy in the kitchen helping prepare the food and hand-washing dishes (even when there's already a dishwasher).
> 26. Food is out on table all day for all day/night eating. There's almost always a BBQ outside.
> 27. Potluck is the norm rather than the exception.
> 28. Everyone you meet is a Tita or Tito, Kuya or Ate (even those not related to you).
> 29. Basket-made paper plate holders.
> 30. Everyone yells and screams to be heard. Chaos galore.
> 31. Dog gets the bones and uneaten leftovers.
> 32. Infants gets passed around all day.
> 33. People gather to talk about latest family gossips.
> 34. Everyone walks around the house barefoot or with tsinelas (slippers).
> 35. 2nd generation kids look at the whole lechon and says, "Is that Babe?"
> 36. The party is supposed to start at 12pm, but no one shows up until 2pm.
> 37. The host of the party has to get boxes and plastic bags for the guests to take food home because though the party was for 50 people, they prepared food for 500.
>
> 1. Some of the guest didn't bring a gift, but brought extra uninvited kids.
> 2. When the cake says Happy Birthday Totoy instead of the child's real name.
> 3. The party is at Chuck E. Cheese but they brought their own food and cake.
> 4. It's a child's party but there are more grown-ups than children.
> 5. It's Totoy's 1st Birthday and the party food is pansit, lumpia, puto,and 10 cases of Beer.
> 6. For entertainment, instead of playing pin the tail on the donkey, there is usually a televised baseball, football, basketball game, or a live fight.
> 7. They don't sing Happy Birthday; instead everyone is playing mahjong.
> 8. The party was over at 5:00pm, it's 10:00pm and the party is just starting.
> 9. You find out from Tito Boy that Uncle Nonong is taking viagra.
> 10. The host calls someone who's on their way and tells them to stop and get some ice.
> 11. The guests start arriving and the hostess disappears to get ready.
> 12. You hear someone go up to the birthday child and say Totoy, "ang laki mo!" ("you're so big!")! I'm going to have to get you something next week when I get paid.
> 13. The party is Saturday, and you get a call from the hostess Friday night saying, I'm giving Totoy a birthday party tomorrow at 3:00.
> 14. Some guests bring gifts that are still in the store bag unwrapped.
> 15. There always seems to be more family than friends at the party.
> 16. You have the party over at your brother's because he just bought a new house and he has a pool.
> 17. The cake didn't come from the store; it came from the mother of the compadre (godparent) of your friend's sister who makes really good cakes.
> 18. You are told you have to save your plate and fork you ate your food
> with, so you can eat your cake.
> 19. Someone calls and says they can't make it, but asks that you save them some cake.
> 20. Guests are wrapping up cake to take to Tatay, Chading, Girlie, Tita, and Ningning.
> 21. The party music is coming from a small boom box.
> 22. The birthday child is dressed from head to toe in Tommy/Polo.
> 23. It's Totoy's party but since his cousin Jinky is there and her birthday is in a few days, it becomes Totoy's and Jinky's Party.
> 24. Host tells everyone not to throw away the plastic forks/spoons/knives
> and plastic cups since they can rewash them for later use.
> 25. Guests get busy in the kitchen helping prepare the food and hand-washing dishes (even when there's already a dishwasher).
> 26. Food is out on table all day for all day/night eating. There's almost always a BBQ outside.
> 27. Potluck is the norm rather than the exception.
> 28. Everyone you meet is a Tita or Tito, Kuya or Ate (even those not related to you).
> 29. Basket-made paper plate holders.
> 30. Everyone yells and screams to be heard. Chaos galore.
> 31. Dog gets the bones and uneaten leftovers.
> 32. Infants gets passed around all day.
> 33. People gather to talk about latest family gossips.
> 34. Everyone walks around the house barefoot or with tsinelas (slippers).
> 35. 2nd generation kids look at the whole lechon and says, "Is that Babe?"
> 36. The party is supposed to start at 12pm, but no one shows up until 2pm.
> 37. The host of the party has to get boxes and plastic bags for the guests to take food home because though the party was for 50 people, they prepared food for 500.
Another flip boi here representin' da east side (Delaware). Originally from the left coast (Van, BC).
Love the jokes and the birthday list...so true.
I don't have any jokes to share but I've always enjoyed hearing the Filipino Pride song. Always cracks me up.
Love the jokes and the birthday list...so true.
I don't have any jokes to share but I've always enjoyed hearing the Filipino Pride song. Always cracks me up.