Mike is gay.

Mai6474 (154 AM): the one that left me
Mai6474 (156 AM): for my best friend
Mai6474 (104 AM): ****ing ****ty as hell but wahetver
Mai6474 (110 AM): my roommate walked in on us SO MANY TIMES
Mai6474 (118 AM): like he TRIED SO HARD to see her naked and he couldnt.
Mai6474 (122 AM): so one day my roommate was here
Mai6474 (129 AM): and i was like LOL im gonna fingert he **** out of you
Mai6474 (134 AM): so she didnt seem to mind..
Mai6474 (141 AM): so i rammed 3 fingers up there and se was like .....
Mai6474 (145 AM): adn my roommate was like .....
Mai6474 (148 AM): and she was like .....
Mai6474 (150 AM): adn i was liek LOL
Mai6474 (158 AM): so then.
Mai6474 (104 AM): i started banging her when my romomate was here
Mai6474 (107 AM): adn i got stuck
Mai6474 (111 AM): like seriously i couldnt get it in
Mai6474 (117 AM): so i was like you know what **** this
Mai6474 (130 AM): i didnt even have a condom on LOL
Mai6474 (133 AM): so i grabbedo ne
Mai6474 (146 AM): and i laid her on my bed and started railing her
Mai6474 (151 AM): and my roommate was like ....

/fail

 

hahahaahhah and this is cmonig from the one WHO COULDNT GET IT UP.


[00:53] jumara03: yo i need to rant
[00:53] jumara03: can i rant
[00:53] Mai6474: ij
[00:53] Mai6474: yea
[00:53] Mai6474: whats up
[00:54] jumara03: so i hooked up with this chick like a year ago
[00:54] jumara03: average
[00:54] Mai6474: yea
[00:54] jumara03: and today she confesed to me she wanted to lose her virginity
[00:54] jumara03: to me tonight
[00:54] jumara03: so we chilled all night
[00:54] Mai6474: LOL
[00:54] Mai6474: thats a CLASSIC
[00:54] jumara03: went to the beach but sand was emo so i took her back to my neighborhood
[00:55] jumara03: in my clubhouse
[00:55] Mai6474: wait
[00:55] jumara03: i tried to have sex with her
[00:55] Mai6474: stop
[00:55] jumara03: but i couldnt get hard.
[00:55] Mai6474: im calling you
[00:55] Mai6474: HT
[00:55] jumara03: do it
[00:55] jumara03: i feele terrible
[00:55] jumara03: i just showered
[00:55] jumara03: my mom is like wtf
[00:55] jumara03: why us howerin so late

 

wtf is this sh*t about?

hahahahaha, you two are weird

 

wtf

 

LMFAO.....WTF....hahahaha

 

Smoking that purple stuff huh......LOL

 

seriously... wtf?

 

omg some gay love is in store from these two

 

hahahahhaha danny call me its important

 

haha watch out danny... mike may try to "rail" you

 

wow this was really fun lol.. keep the bs going please and pass that purple stuff

 

Its official, someone is getting blocked on AIM

 

.. yea, i stay getting some funky IMs...

 

 

^^^lmao!!