Dude so Rashman has been MIA for some time now.. I was wondering what the heck happened to him so I decided to investigate.

He was driving his Razor scooter on Sunset blvd in Hollywood trying to impress some chicks when he was hit by a car that slammed on their breaks infront of him. He flew off his scooter and broke his clavicle and scapula (shoulder)...

Can anyone confirm. BRING BACK RASHMAN!!!!

 

Did he die?

 

Really??? I heard different.

Word on the street is he was @ a BMW meet with his "ultimate driving machine." He went there to buy an intake from some kid to increase the hp on his car, but instead a gang of 5 people took him out with bats and now he is in the hospital alongside Kia.

 

I heard was kidnapped by some G drivers and sold south of the border as sex slave...

 

You are all wrong. I heard that he is a post-op tranny and is whoring himself/herself on Santa Monica Blvd and goes by the name Devine now.

 

^ Thats the truth....I left him the money on the dresser last night but he didn't take it.

 

rashman --> <-- me

 

a2m action.

 

backdoor investigation squad, cleaning the turd off my cack if you can notice.

Side note: cack pictured is 1/1,000,000,000,000,000 scale.

Thanks and have a turdy day.

 

hahahahaha

 

Is that crap when u take it out? Does he suck that shiet off?

 

Rashman is a ninja turtle, aka Mike Jones, aka The Critic, Aka Jon Lovitz

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

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im serious guys, I need confirmation. I tried calling him but no answer.